Jeremy London 🐋 @SirJeremyLondon
Director of Best Comedy short at CANNES FILM FEST, TS QUINT in MALLRATS and GRIFFIN on PO5, Proud father and Papa to grandbaby Kingston ❤️ AVID DISC GOLFER!!!!! Mississippi, USA Joined January 2014-
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This guy fucks… Oh, yeah… He fucks.
This guy fucks… Oh, yeah… He fucks.
He’s practicing his disc golf backhand… #DiscGolfOG
He’s practicing his disc golf backhand… #DiscGolfOG
“And all of the erections went away… gone, gone, forever…”
“And all of the erections went away… gone, gone, forever…”
I can’t believe 1980 was 20 years ago. Feels like yesterday.
😂😂😂
Elvis Presley DoorDashing 18 bacon wrapped peanut butter whistles and chocolate covered marshmallow kabobs (1960) colorized
That horse has seen some shit…
The new Yeezys suck
Writing shows used to be so easy. You could just be like “This one is about a house that’s full.”
It’s 25 Cent!
THAT WAS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CICADA!
Here's some amazing highlights from this past Green Room featuring @DavidFaustino & @packard_kelly as our celebrity panelists, @Killerbee1B serving as our primary celebrity judge, and @SirJeremyLondon with his "From London To You"! Like and subscribe! youtu.be/JuPfSWrTR5M?si…
Maybe 459 mangos was a few too many…
Buy My Mom’s Car
@SirJeremyLondon Reminds me of this scene from Louie lol youtu.be/cbEEndKQCsw?si…
If evolution is real, how can my decrepit back still be at war with simple gravity? This is some bullshit. Intelligent design my ass.
Trey @treydayway
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41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XBöb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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22K Followers 18K Following Newsmax calls me a devious liberal PolitiFact calls me One Twitter User Kevin T. Williams - Actor Untenable Reel: https://t.co/8dTr3QRlOaAli Vitali @alivitali
123K Followers 5K Following Correspondent on the trail & the Hill for @nbcnews @msnbc @nbcnewsnow. Author ELECTABLE: Why America Hasnt Put A Woman In the White House…Yet. ❤️ = bookmarks.@SirJeremyLondon That’s Trump trying not to talk cause he’ll f*ckin go to jail! 🤣
@SirJeremyLondon More likely he didn’t get name right. “That kid’s graduation.” 😂
@SirJeremyLondon No way did he get the name right on the 3rd try. No way.
Fingers crossed
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You could never make Blazing Saddles today because if you did, powerful movie lawyers would send you a cease and desist letter saying there’s already a movie called Blazing Saddles from 1974 with the same script and cast and so you can’t make it
Last night I was so high I kept ducking going through doorways
Did anyone watch aqua teen hunger force back in the day? I used to reference that show a ton and no one ever got it lol
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
@turtledumplin Sorry all this seems semi one sided. Yes telling anyone to calm down back fires huge. I get emotions run high. Why do girls get away with tearing a guy apart. Yet if a guy did that he'd be blacklisted and disowned. Please know yelling does not make sense to the listener.
Camels: Can drink 100 liters of water at once and go a full week without rehydrating. Me: Drinks a thimbleful of water an hour before bedtime and wakes up to pee eight times.
@SirJeremyLondon He killed his mama. I’m certain of it now.