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I see browser history in body language
I am being asked to tone down my sex appeal. That’s not gonna happen.
Come for the Banana Bread Recipes, stay for the sabotage of Western Civilization.
Don’t waste good money on bad strippers.
In the 90s we only had to worry about the rhythm of the night.
First day of Fall now means six more weeks of garish Halloween decorations.
You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it
Get in loser, we’re going to Weekend Twitter.
I relate to Goldilocks. I’m always tired, always hungry, and always in places I shouldn’t be.
Good Morning Hindsight Of The Scenic View Internet
That’s not a gap in my resume, that’s my Reply Guy Era.
Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast food parking lot
(first guy to see the leaves change then fall from the trees) this cannot be good
Who am I? I’m the woman standing behind you and counting the items in your cart at the 15 Items or less line.
my mom said not to be ashamed of my posts
It’s always the ugly people who don’t like my selfies.
No I love the delusion at 9am on a Sunday
She was one of those dime a dozen dames, as common as Matt Damon showing up unexpectedly in movies as smaller roles or cameos.
Showed up to the PTA with a fake ankle monitor so the other moms knew I wasn’t here to play.
"You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
53K Followers 18K Following
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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Stu, For Real @StuForReal
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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
33K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo
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Cat From Nowhere @kv8
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Katrina Lucy @Katrina___Lucy
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Anna @mahasammour22
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42 Followers 856 Following
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Little Miss Sunshine @Troubled_Girlz
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gluggaveður🕊️ @lscrapl
2K Followers 2K Following this is our world, we don't just live in it ☁️ -RS 🧃
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37 Followers 3K Following
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84 Followers 597 Following Hair bun sporting, lipstick wearing when I'm arsed, music loving food loving, sleep deprived menopausal madness expert!! ♥
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295 Followers 2K Following
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304 Followers 944 Following ... that's the most you should expect from life, a really good apology for all the things you won't get. - Herb Gardner, A Thousand Clowns
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2 Followers 89 Following
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117 Followers 147 Following
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1 Followers 19 Following
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tera-cotta @notincharge7
751 Followers 703 Following Mother of 5, wife of 1, teacher of 20 years. If I don't write this down, did it really happen?
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3K Followers 7K Following Retired Registered Nurse, Christian, conservative, wife, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, prepper, America First!
Snaily McFrogface @PlumORama
172 Followers 143 Following There's One amphibian & One mollusk inside me
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119 Followers 4K Following
Sophia Charlotte @SophiaChar1790
67 Followers 3K Following Dreaming big and pursuing my passions! 📚 💅J @64Eli3
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Candace H. @stalingradsnow
2K Followers 2K Following Run sprints, defend justice, speak Russian, pen journalism, shoot photography, parent fiercely, drink all the coffee. Repeat. 📸Pics are mine unless credited.
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53 Followers 7K Following I don’t know how to say this, but we are really struggling right now. My siblings and I are just trying to survive each day. We’re orphans,😭😭😭
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
42K Followers 9K Following Independently owned and operated A+ Rating fron the BBB Chicago Area I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
54K Followers 2K Following • forest dweller • bird watcher • shitposter • barely human • trying to find my way back home • catatonic •
Tony P. @Tbone7219
53K Followers 18K Following
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 48K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Stu, For Real @StuForReal
10K Followers 7K Following screaming on the inside https://t.co/4wkIW3Jbuu
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
74K Followers 2K Following Fourth Quarter Performer. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish MEJOR QUE NADA
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
33K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo
3K Followers 565 Following Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 9K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on X. .•| sui juris |•.
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gluggaveður🕊️ @lscrapl
2K Followers 2K Following this is our world, we don't just live in it ☁️ -RS 🧃
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Lucy @_love4ricky_
117 Followers 147 Following
Snaily McFrogface @PlumORama
172 Followers 143 Following There's One amphibian & One mollusk inside me
Candace H. @stalingradsnow
2K Followers 2K Following Run sprints, defend justice, speak Russian, pen journalism, shoot photography, parent fiercely, drink all the coffee. Repeat. 📸Pics are mine unless credited.
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627 Followers 425 Following I’m 6ft 4 inches of bacon in human form. Boston sports fan. Perspiring Author. Failed Hot Dog Account. Sopranos junkie. Santa once told me to fuck off
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434 Followers 1K Following Geek. BOFH & DBA. Scifi fan. Occasionally serious but never solemn. Politics: starting my own fucking party. Isn't the alien cute?
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630 Followers 534 Following Canada | 20-something | Equity For All💙 | Beatles | Nerd | My Body My Choice | Currently IN Bitch Mode | Sugar and Spice | Fuzzy Peach | #TeamCanada
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2K Followers 6 Following Local news as it should be: From professional reporters who know the community, delivered without bias. Funded by your donations.
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2K Followers 339 Following Richmond's home for the Flying Squirrels, VCU, Virginia Tech Hokies, Commanders, Capitals, Wizards and the best sports talk! Always live on the free @Audacy app
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8K Followers 793 Following I don’t want to hold your baby. https://t.co/QgYIS4j9WI
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3K Followers 675 Following Comedian/influencer. Bio in the bio! Two comedy specials. YouTube show. Becoming more powerful by the second.
PGA TOUR Communicatio... @PGATOURComms
180K Followers 503 Following Official account of the PGA TOUR Communications department.
Flushing It @flushingitgolf
79K Followers 817 Following Bridging the gap between established journalism and fan media. Podcast available, search: ‘Flushing It Golf’. Contact Tom Hobbs: [email protected]
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4K Followers 5K Following Husband, father, Disabled IT professional, musician and car enthusiast. Diagnosed with vascular dementia.
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926 Followers 7K Following just sharing stuff I like, while posting nonsense
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