WineMummy @WineMummy
Keep scrolling, motherfucker twitter.com/search/from:@W… Somewhere in🇨🇦with your dad Joined February 2013-
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Girls who watch sports fuck better.
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LET'S GO LEAFS NATION! 🔵
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Wine her, dine her, eat her taco.
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If he doesn’t want to have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner then throw that motherfucker away.
Get in motherfucker, we’re having each other for lunch.
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i should probably eat lunch, you busy?
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Who’s your favourite Canadian on Twitter and why is it me?
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I’m not here to make friends and I think that’s why I have lasted this long….
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Canadian chicks give bouners and ehrections. It’s science.
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If you tap a Canadian chick she'll squirt maple syrup. It's science.
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Keep fighting.
Game five lineup @Molson_Canadian | #LeafsForever
you wouldn’t like me, i’d go out of my way to take care of you
Me saying goodbye to the Leafs core 4. Thanks for nothing losers, 10 years wasted
I don't have a Stanley cup because my name isn't Stanley.
Are we Tweeting or X’ing I have no idea what this place is anymore.
This tweet better take the fuck off or I’m leaving again.
If a turtle can get laid then so can you. *Inspirational Tweet
we feeding each other donut holes this morning or not?
@WineMummy Thanks, I don’t even recognize this place anymore lol
Today needs a huge rest button I can slam my head against
Me: your so gorgeous Her: you're... thanks Me: blocked
I just want people here to see the real me.. *uses photoshopped filtered picture and a generic name
I’m not an asshole… …and other lies I tell myself.
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