The Batman @_B4TM4N
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The best Sunday plans are no Sunday plans. Everybody knows that.
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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: I miss 1994.
Just out here under the airplanes, watching the sky come alive.
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Twitter day 1: I don’t get how people get addicted to this place. Twitter day 1,825: uh oh.
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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
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Please be patient with us, we're from the 1900s.
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Sometimes you just need to start walking into the ocean until it swallows you whole it's called girl time
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the night will sit with you quietly
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tell the ocean i miss her; whisper my name into the waves
If there is a dog in your hot car and you are no where to be found I will be busting your windows out.
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Sorry I’m late my dog laid his head on me.
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My soul is cleansed through fire and now I am someone else.
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