January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames
Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… In the Basement Joined April 2011-
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“Bleed for me”, he whispered.
Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
It’s not the writers of extreme horror you got to worry about It’s who’s reading them
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.
THE REAL KRISTI NOEM STORY AND WHY THIS RANCHER CALLS BULLSHIT: I was born on a cattle and poultry farm — I have spent the majority of my life living on the farm — and I currently have a ranch in Tennessee with cattle, horses, and sheep — and what I am here to tell you is that…
If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.
There’s a bear loose in LA right now and all I can think is “Hey homie you are the subject of many a fragile man’s social media lately. Job well done.”
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
The way inflation is going it’s only a matter of time before McDonalds starts offering their own credit card.
Told my toddler to stop acting like an Ivy League university student.
Me: Oh my God do I need coffee. Coffee: *sighs, lights a cigarette* We need to talk.
Obsession is just another word for commitment
Name a tv show that also describes most “single” people on Twitter. I’ll go first. Married…with Children
Antique stores are kind of like small, free museums where you can buy the exhibits if you want to.
must be pendejo day or something
It’s “misogyny” if a man doesn’t listen to Taylor Swift. A man smiling is “toxic masculinity.” Y’all need to quit this bullshit victim-playing. It just minimizes and dilutes real misogyny and hurts women’s credibility.
It’s “misogyny” if a man doesn’t listen to Taylor Swift. A man smiling is “toxic masculinity.” Y’all need to quit this bullshit victim-playing. It just minimizes and dilutes real misogyny and hurts women’s credibility.
Neck kisses. Highly underrated.
When I got married my friends asked if she was taking my name and I had to tell them it would be really stupid if we were both named Stephen
Welp. My kids managed to spill glitter and now my dog looks like he’s ready for Coachella.
She murdered her puppy, wrote about it, and called it worthless. This has nothing to do with politics. She’s a psychopath with a $200 haircut
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The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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tazz @noneofyours99
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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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Ginger @gingerbrigade1
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I don’t want to hear one person say The girls just shouldn’t compete… this is what happens when the girls standup for themselves- how messed up is this? This messed up. And I am being kind. And I am angry
This is the wrong way to treat girls who stand up for their rights. The adults should be ashamed. @sharrond62 @Martina @coachblade @fairplaywomen
@stormrobinson Yay! I get to use one of my favorite responses!
This is why many of us keep saying, “Stop blaming middle and high school girls for not standing up.” The adults are to blame. They are in charge, and they are the ones letting this happen.
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You know it’s curious to me that woman can’t even say they are sick without some bro telling us they have something to ram down our throats. How about I ram my fucking fist down your throat first, bruh.
Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
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It’s not the writers of extreme horror you got to worry about It’s who’s reading them
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