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Many of you have reached out and pointed out my theological error in this post, so I'd like to issue an addendum: You also can't claim to be a Christian if you can't sing the entirety of "The Waterbuffalo Song"
Many of you have reached out and pointed out my theological error in this post, so I'd like to issue an addendum: You also can't claim to be a Christian if you can't sing the entirety of "The Waterbuffalo Song"
The nice thing about being a Padres fan is I save a lot of time cause I can turn the games off after the 1st inning
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Onion takeover by that NBC News hall monitor still going great
A real news headline that's so funny I wish we'd thought it up for @TheBabylonBee
The time has come for common-sense banana control
The time has come for common-sense banana control
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Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and be yourself. You do you. Slay queen yaaaaas."
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and be yourself. You do you. Slay queen yaaaaas."
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Or, and hear me out, we're a comedy site and we write jokes
Or, and hear me out, we're a comedy site and we write jokes
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Many of you have reached out and pointed out my theological error in this post, so I'd like to issue an addendum: You also can't claim to be a Christian if you can't sing the entirety of "The Waterbuffalo Song"
I appreciate the replies. I was trying to avoid the cost of an ambulance ride, but failed. Surgery this afternoon. Don’t know how this is going to work out. Prayers greatly appreciated.
@The_Kyle_Mann Does your Christianity double if you can quote in exact timing Larry’s rant about getting his lips stuck in a gate then you have to spend the next six weeks with a kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lips.
Surprise!
@The_Kyle_Mann Have you visited Focus on the Family in CS? It’s so cool.
@The_Kyle_Mann Sorry Kyle but Veggie tales was after my time, I grew up with Psalty the Psalter and Hanna Barbera’s animated Bible stories. m.youtube.com/watch?v=df5gIN…
@The_Kyle_Mann I’ll raise you this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=df5gIN…
Congrats to my Dad. As of tonight, he has seen the Pirates play in all 30 of the current 30 MLB stadiums.
@The_Kyle_Mann I honestly have so much subconscious word association between “Veggie Tales” and “Babylon Bee” (don’t ask why, I don’t know) that I half believe that VT is a BB product…
I have examined myself, and I am indeed in the faith...
Don't claim to be a Christian if you can't even sing the entirety of Oh Where Is My Hairbrush
@The_Kyle_Mann You and me both bro... Though.... Petco Park.. amirite?
@The_Kyle_Mann Or hit the high notes on the cheeseburger song and know exactly when to exhale to pretend you are also blowing your one single hair out of your face
@The_Kyle_Mann On a different note, it might be a good time to start being a Mariners fan #TridentsUp
@The_Kyle_Mann Not to mention the shorter season too
@The_Kyle_Mann As a Rockies fan, I understand fully
@The_Kyle_Mann I envy you. As a Cardinal fan, I have to wait an hour before I am forced to change the channel.
It's true. Just got a call from DeSantis telling us to stand down.
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