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The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes buff.ly/3Ua8s0M
🚨BREAKING: After lackluster children's library dedication, Gov. Kristi Noem puts down Clifford the Big Red Dog.
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🚨BREAKING: Turkish government issues NATIONAL EMERGENCY as local group imprisons the Mayor of Istanbul and declares the reconquest of Constantinople.
🚨JUST IN: Manhattan judge confirms that former president Donald Trump will be cleared of all charges if he agrees to be the Playboy model for June.
Nobody cares if you take over courtyards at Ivy League schools. Tent up on the White House lawn or shut up.
🚨JUST IN: Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre lectures reporters for pronouncing "Ukraine" with a "hard R."
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The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes buff.ly/3Ua8s0M
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@USMiniTru The story is framed way worse than it actually is. The real question is, why the fuck would she even put it in her book? Was there nobody who would tell her "Look, people are not gonna like this one at all, just leave it out"?
@USMiniTru Kristi Noem giving new meaning to "That dog won't hunt."
OK, @maxasteele from Bloomberg's @Everytown, please provide any specific errors in my WSJ op-ed. Here is a link to the piece so that it is easy to read. Links are provided in the piece so that it is easy for you to check the claims. wsj.com/articles/the-m…
This is amazing. Crime is down nationwide and the @NRA's response is to try and just jedi mind trick it away with *John Lott* lmaooo
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@PhilipProudfoot They're not anti genocide protests. They pro Jihad protests. They want the annihilation of Israel.
No one is above the law, right? I mean, that's what you guys have been telling us.
A masked police officer arresting the Chair of the Philosophy department at Emory University for taking part in anti-genocide protests. This feels like a historic image.
@stillgray That should be an X article
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REMINDER: Counselors & teachers in Indiana who speak out against "trans kids" policies are fired. These events continue to happen because school board members & admins don't suffer the consequences.
BREAKING: Boy who identifies as a girl reportedly brutally attacked a female student at @Lebanon_Schools. According to sources in the school district, the male student has a known history of attacking other female students. This is the same district where students recently…
Anyone else want to tailgate the local university with me this weekend? I'm thinking we get ringside seats to watch police clothesline the tubby, liberal professor screaming about Hamas LGBTQ+ rights.
FAFO. Georgia Professor Caroline Fohlin found out.