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Happy birthday to me- I’m taking an X break between now and May 4th. As usual, I need a commitment mechanism. If you see me tweet, like or retweet between now and then I’ll Venmo you $47.
I now refer to my kids chores as “Quests” and additional things they can do to make money as “Side Quests” Game changer.
The young man who cuts my hair was a senior in 2020. Every time I sit in his chair missing Prom comes up. He purchased a velvet suit that he was excited to wear, he’s never worn it & is considering selling it because seeing it hanging in his closet makes him sad. He deserved…
"You have an STD" My husband and I immediately erupted in laughter. Between the gasps of laughter, I said, "You're wrong. Come back when you have the results from the rest of the tests." The MD looked at me like, 'You stupid girl.' 30 minutes later, she came back, humbled-…
We did a poor job of learning history, and now it's repeating itself.
There is a political class in Washington and their priorities are not only completely different than the priorities of the average American, they actually harm the average American and sell them out
At 12 she was ready to go. We left the tent , going back to get it in the morning. On the way home she asked “why do people do this?!” So hurray- I’ll never have to camp again. However, I asked her if she zipped up the tent door behind her…clean up is going to be fun. 😳
I do not understand people who love to camp. I’m currently in a tent in the middle of a rain storm- not by choice. I tried to bribe my kid multiple times to go home early. Of course she wanted to stay, she hasn’t been traumatized by camping yet! Now I get to experience her…
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@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Trump mandated the cruise ships shut down. Trump mandated toddlers wear masks on military bases.
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Here’s the cruise and toddler masking on military bases
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Ok. So why do you say DeSantis shut down Florida’s schools? 🤷🏻
@Vault3 @tk8312 @MaxNordau Using maga logic DeSantis didn’t shut down schools because he didn’t sign the order himself. I’m sorry this is happening to you, but this is why I’m a teacher and you are not.
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A child having their body parts permanently removed for a sex change should never be called “gender-affirming care.” Orwellian language is dangerous.
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@txsalth2o You couldn't have suggested this to me 20 years ago?! 😂
@txsalth2o Boss battle: getting teenage boys to shower everyday
@txsalth2o That’s actually brilliant. I’m afraid mine are a bit too old to get excited for it, but littles most definitely would!
@txsalth2o Brilliant. I’m adopting that strategy immediately. 🙏 🎮
@txsalth2o I tell my nephew I’m not plugging the router back in until the lawn is mowed.
😂😂😂 Brilliant