paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
not that anybody cares • ig, hive, alt: @pausedmortem twitter.com/search/from:le… inside, dead Joined December 2011-
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I can’t imagine this being any different
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Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I think of you, I play with my weiner.
I don't know how to explain it but this is like the modern version of Michaelangelo's The Creation of Adam.
I don't know how to explain it but this is like the modern version of Michaelangelo's The Creation of Adam.
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Maybe my words just need a laugh track?
They're tryna persuade me to go to this lol they don't know how much I hate "fun"
They're tryna persuade me to go to this lol they don't know how much I hate "fun"
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I can’t let a video buffer too long otherwise I start thinking about my own life
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Bookmarks are just lazy screenshots calm down y'all.
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please stop posting the mango stick lady lol
"when animators used to love their job" and it's just an old cartoon scene with the cringiest, outdated display of what they consider humor is
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We all only have one life, so waste it the way you want.
Now why would I pit these two gay icons against each other when joint slay is always an option? But yeah, Selene.
Now why would I pit these two gay icons against each other when joint slay is always an option? But yeah, Selene.
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5am. I'm merely posing as a human. Coffee.
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Fucks to give? In this economy?
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another day, more bullshit
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Just boil me til desired tenderness baby
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I think I'm just trying too hard. - Me, doing nothing
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Who up so I can yell at em
Slept, woke up, and as I took a shower, I finally understood the ending that originally made me go "huh, that's it?" And I may or may not have broke down crying, a little, in the shower, cause apparently, I relate to it.
Slept, woke up, and as I took a shower, I finally understood the ending that originally made me go "huh, that's it?" And I may or may not have broke down crying, a little, in the shower, cause apparently, I relate to it.
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What if we arrested cops since they’re violating amendment laws- that is why we have amendments in the first place
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Post a selfie from your gallery, turn it black and white.
Post a selfie from your gallery, turn it black and white. Do it.
Found my next tattoo idea and I'm not even lying.
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ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
Strenfff train’n… a little… pushing 50 here😁
I can’t let a video buffer too long otherwise I start thinking about my own life
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you…the Fred man!
Bookmarks are just lazy screenshots calm down y'all.
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