L u k e @LukeThisisnot
pessimistically optimistic twitter.com/search?q=from:… Maine Joined June 2022-
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Yeah. Keep sweating all over the place while your cooking my food, Master chef.
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Smiling and joking, but not happy. Out of words. Tired. Goodnight.
I wish I had found the words to say before they meant nothing.
it's hard to be everyone's cup of tea when you don't even know what you like
There should be a limited number of uses per meme so we all don't have to see 33 different accounts posting the same shit every other day
I can't hear the name Seymour without picturing a plant asking to be fed
I need some kind of ribbon for being over 40 and watching the entirety of Dune 2 until 1:30 am. Jesus. Don't fucking talk to me tomorrow.
Starting Dune: Part 2 and eating Chinese food at 10:30 tonight is going to be my biggest regret for tomorrow.
I'm high and just randomly remembered the Snorks cartoon
Quiet night of trying not to fall asleep into a fire
I'm old enough to remember when MTV wasn't a reality TV joke and a place where people used to wait around for actual music videos to debut.
[watching playoff hockey game] OMG WTF KILL ME [2 seconds later] OMG LETS FUCKING GO, YEAH!
If I moved to the country I don't think I would eat a lot of peaches
I'm a one and done type of person. Once you're dead to me, that's it.
The first season of Shōgun has to be one of my favorite shows in a long time.
Thankfully I'm still up at 4:00 a.m. Should be a fun day.
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Kylo Ken @starwarsstanboy
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4K Followers 3K Following 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚜 ❤️💛 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 . 𝙳𝙼𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍!!
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ash 🤍 @allaboutdashh
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MISTY “PIG TAILS”.. @MistyDreamZzz
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I'm slapping this shit on every time I get pulled over by police
Why would anyone use this….
@LukeThisisnot I literally started singing Suddenly Seymour before I even finished reading your tweet 😂
@LukeThisisnot I feel ya & I feel too old to feel this way.
@LukeThisisnot He had a brother on Vikings and all I can see when I see him is his character on there lol
@LukeThisisnot I get a little weirded out when someone tells me he's hot I'm like no...he's pennywise stop it 🤣
Yes I know that I go from gardening to boobs to food to funny. I’m all over the place.
@LukeThisisnot Damn I thought I posted those every 3rd day.
❤️When you run out of mayonnaise & you have to use Miracle Whip.😀
@LukeThisisnot Ive seen previews for this. It looks like my kind of film!!
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