JW @ohthatfknguy
Just talking shit. Trash beer aficionado. Veteran. Excuse my shitty grammar. @yupthatfknguy Twitter.com/search/from:Oh… Joined May 2021-
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Welcome to your 40s. Having to pee at 4am means you’re now awake for the day at 4am.
Morning, dorks. I can’t wait to see what’s got y’all triggered today.
A penny for your thoughts seems a tad pricey
I can't beat my demons, they taught me how to fight.
i don’t invest in people who buy their own hype
Y’all would try taking half of that bear’s retirement as well.
Just got done playing old man softball so I’m loaded up on Michelob Ultra and I reek of Icy Hot, who wants to party?
clothing and toys strewn all over the highway as the dad scrambles to pickup everything ... clearly he failed to tap the roof luggage rack twice and say "that baby ain't going anywhere"
Farting in the name of Jesus because it's Sunday.
Twitter is the only place where people want their legacy to be, “Hi! Here’s a picture of my ass.”
They should invent something that is good for you.
I've never met a beer I didn't drink.
I’m stuck in a hotel room, my kid is asleep and y’all are fkn boring
It’s beer thirty time fuckers 😌
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3K Followers 3K Following dog mom to Rizzo-7 • Angel-8 🐾 | mostly here for the dogs 🐶 & the 😃 | lighthearted • recovering type A | AdoptDontShop | RT/follows≠endorsementsWelcome to your 40s. Having to pee at 4am means you’re now awake for the day at 4am.
@ohthatfknguy By the time bear gets to retire that half will have already made itself back up. Trust me on that one. And it's not the money Bank you should be worried about it's the karma Bank that matters if anyone hasn't noticed
@ohthatfknguy It’s freshwater fish and berries. Do you know what that will do for the inflammation in our skin and our body? Probably make us immortal.
@ohthatfknguy Just half his salmon supply. That’s fair.
The past five days have been stressful and emotional on so many levels, but I made my way through it all ❤️
@ohthatfknguy Maybe - lol I didn’t take my exes so … that ain’t me
Decaf coffee is like sex with a condom. I don't go there.
I can't beat my demons, they taught me how to fight.
@ohthatfknguy I let my ex husband keep his and I kept mine 😘
@ohthatfknguy I did everything for that bear. I deserve half and he knew it from the beginning.