Bob Golen @BobGolen
Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know). Clark County, Ohio Joined October 2012-
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I'm just thankful that Netanyahu is not the mayor of New York.
Willie Nelson just turned 91 so I hope someone warns him that weed's a gateway drug to heroin before it's too late
No waiting
It’s a three-piece suit if you count the bib.
trump being a world class jerk does not hurt his election chances at all. Seems to help. For those of us who would never knowingly vote for a jerk, this is impossible to understand.
"Oh yeah, well my best years are ahead of me" I said as I walked away. Sadly, they couldn't hear me because the creaking from my knees and hips drowned me out.
Why isn’t a parkway called a driveway and a driveway called a parkway?
It’s “uncharted territory,” not “unchartered territory.” This is true for all intensive purposes.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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4 Followers 131 FollowingSalty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Tony P. @Tbone7219
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19K Followers 826 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth ThingDan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVphBoyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBVThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoBenny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrctForward March @RunOldMan
35K Followers 16K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgersVillage Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.Fulkery, A Parody Wra.. @Fulkery1
11K Followers 10K Following Ruminations from a human that errs. Not 'available' so move along.Seaturtle lovers club @Seaturtlelovers
591 Followers 5K Following welcome to @seaturtle lovers club we share daily #seaturtle contents Follow us if you really love SeaturtleStrogg @Strogg1959
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643 Followers 664 Following Lover of Hummingbirds and Dragons, Fierce Democrat, Crazy sense of humor #Resist 🌊🌊 NO LISTS🚫, NO PORN🚫, NO DMs!! 🚫 @ JeriLynne on https://t.co/0LRThteS2xSondraDee @SondraDeeMe
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128 Followers 408 FollowingSamSquanchez 🌈🐎.. @SSquanchez
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555 Followers 521 Following Human, but will adjust & relocate.👽🖖 🐾🐱🐾🙏😇✌️🩵♥️🤍💙💝🇺🇸🩵 *No SPAM lists, or financial schemes. Reporting SPAM posts & replies every single time.😘October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson
34K Followers 36K Following hobbies: writing/art. Pro-Earth Pro-women gender fluid. #depression #anxiety #antiGOP before it was cool #LGBTQThe footage out of Columbia is horrifying. Just a few days from the anniversary of Kent State. As a journalist, I am especially angry and disgusted with the news media that has fomented false narratives, demonized these students & protests in order to hide a genocide.
@BobGolen I have been known to accidentally injure myself with words.
@BobGolen Thought so. Gorgeous wedding party. Reminds me of my parents wedding photos.
@BobGolen Thanks , the good old days when people dressed up nice.
@BobGolen I went horseback riding though that canyon In the spring of 2004. The horses were all painted beautiful colours and designs, with ribbons, because they had just come from a Navaho festival. The canyon was full of purple flowering bushes.
@BobGolen "Oh look honey, it's the 'Kim Kardashian' model!"
@BobGolen I love vintage weddings and photos! We are certainly missing a touch of class now
@BobGolen It's minding to imagine what that looked like during is use. What tools did they use etc