tazz @noneofyours99
Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥 twitter.com/search?q=from%… mystic falls Joined April 2013-
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The walk of shame after a night with a cougar hits different when she sends you home with mashed potatoes in a tupperware container.
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It's important that you tell your children your story. "No sweetheart, Daddy was never in a war. But here's a picture of me screaming at a seagull in 1993."
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You passed your teriyaki phase and are now going into your boneless chicken wing phase. Still gross.
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or warm if you heat it up. I've also had it in the air fryer with a little cheese. The point is I'm mad at you. And hungry.
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no, you’re not too old to take selfies with your tongue out, that’s dumb at any age
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If Shakespeare wrote 'Much Ado About Nothing' today it'd just be called 'Whatever'.
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Our time is our most significant currency. Stop wasting your time on people who are equivalent to gas station sushi.
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Never trust a guy over 30 who wears a baseball cap backwards. You’re welcome.
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Nothing more annoying than an instant DM after a follow. Just saying.
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Nwaswitshaka male chasing away an intruder who I think is Skorro Orpen male!! #LoveLions 🎥 jaco_wildlife Instagram
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This yellow lizard is a pet asking for a pat. Every living being wants to be loved.
He’s not the stepdad, he’s the dad who stepped up Happy #Caturday
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The Golden King 👑 The magnificent Blondie Mahiwa male. Incredible!! #LoveLions 🎥 dan_roberts_07 Instagram
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Rare white bison..
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Stealing candy from babies is a huge kindness when you think about it. Candy is terrible for babies.
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Just learned that our city’s indoor soccer complex sells draft beer so next I gotta convince my wife how rewarding indoor soccer would be for our son.
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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You passed your teriyaki phase and are now going into your boneless chicken wing phase. Still gross.
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