Hello! My Name Is: Human @AKlein1981
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV. Pittsburgh, PA Joined August 2022-
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You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
Remember when we used to print out 4 pages from Mapquest and travel like pirates?
I’m really sick of media & viral social media posts painting the Jewish community in a false binary: pro-Israel or pro-Palestinian. The vast majority of American Jews support Israel (but not necessarily its government) AND believe in Palestinian humanity & self-determination.
Science deniers be like…
in moments of stillness my mind drifts to you and i wonder if maybe yours is doing the same. if your thoughts of me got me thinking of you
I’m voting for the future of my children. I’m voting for my daughter’s reproductive rights. I’m voting so my daughters will never be forced to be walking coffins. I’m voting so my daughters will never be sent home to have a miscarriage. I’m voting so my daughters aren’t…
We hate Trump like you hate Obama, except we hate the man inside of the orange skin, instead of because of it
Pull out a blank page; create 4 sections: 1) My worst memory is… 2) My biggest problem is… 3) My most humiliating qualities are… 4) My repetitive negative thoughts are... Here’s why (from a therapist):
There is absolutely *no* theology that is *actually* "the Bible, the whole Bible, and nothing but the Bible" and we should stop pretending like there is. ALL theology has a context and ALL theology involves interpretation. Yes, even yours. Yes, even ours.
Training myself not to anticipate the end of whatever good is in my life and simply enjoy it
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Conversation on a packed train; a man taking up two seats (himself + a suitcase) and a woman asking him to move the suitcase so she could sit down. He said there was nowhere else for his suitcase. The woman replied “So, the suitcase is in your seat, and you’re sitting in mine.”
A whole lot of people who've spent years calling the younger generation "snowflakes" now apparently want armed guys in riot gear to protect them from teenagers sitting peacefully on the ground
I am pro Palestine and pro Israel I am anti Netanyahu and anti Hamas and anti genocide You don’t have to choose sides, you can hold more than one belief ☮️
What is the purpose of a university if we cannot use our knowledge to serve others? What good are these hands, if not to repair the world? What use is my voice, if it is expected to keep silent? Why do I have a heart, if I am meant to ignore its breaking?
I'm a nobody. An unknown. An account of only 3500. Solidly Blue but just post alot of random thoughts. Yet the X algorithms have me throttled. I can only imagine the frustration of those with many, many followers
We need a law that says no SCOTUS Justice can get life saving medical treatment until a special tribunal of women has convened and carefully considered whether their life is worth saving.
Covid did not end, and the pandemic is not over. Instead, we have opened up the door to let other viruses old and new circulate. All because we made vaccinations political and let covid run wild instead of trying to contain it.
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🌜 Kimberly 🌛 @bierhere
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Getting rid of EMTALA, which the Supreme Court seems poised to do, means that if you show up to an ER bleeding to death from a car accident, the hospital can decide if you look rich enough to save. Pretty neat.
100% Navy, earned Expert firearms rating. I'm comfortable with handling weapons. I'm also a teacher & not comfortable with any teacher being armed. Also, what will my 9mm do vs an assault rifle that can rip through the door & desks?
Truth. Same here, I teach and am a Marine. Republicans are insane to think the underfunded public schools will be able to arm and train teachers to a safe standard. Besides, Uvlade had tons of trained/armed police on hand...they didn't go in and kids died.
There is no form of protest acceptable to those who care more about power and control than they do about love and liberation.
Ukraine won't and should not end the war by "giving" Crimea to Russia. How would you feel if a foreign power attacked us and to appease them we just gave them Florida ok bad example but you see what I'm getting at
where do you fall? let's just say purple is my favorite color 💜
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
The irony. The Supremes are by job description upholders of the Constitution. One of the most important rules according to the Founders is to not let any government entity impose a religion upon its citizens.And yet we have Alito framing all his positions on his religion.Shameful
Science does not prove the existence of a creator.
Drop a 💙 if you want 4 more years I want to be following you
Remember when we used to print out 4 pages from Mapquest and travel like pirates?
I’m really sick of media & viral social media posts painting the Jewish community in a false binary: pro-Israel or pro-Palestinian. The vast majority of American Jews support Israel (but not necessarily its government) AND believe in Palestinian humanity & self-determination.
College students can either be inept over sensitive blue haired snowflakes with useless liberal arts degrees or they can be a force that merits deploying 500 paramilitary police officers to combat, not both
I've always been a "get up and move" girl, because I literally don't care if I hurt a stranger's feelings.
To a cat, every empty grocery bag is the Danger Room.
the thing about these “less than lethal” crowd control weapons is that they aren’t. they’re obviously *less* lethal than bullets, but at close range like this? aimed directly at the head, neck, and face? that’s a lethal weapon.
Still from a video by @angorellanah shows LAPD pointing a weapon at USC students less than an hour ago. Looks like a "less than lethal"? Anybody recognize it?
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