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i can't believe i have to grow this grass again. like, what am i, a FUCKING CAT GRASS FARMER??
the love rushing through my body as i wipe away my cat's eye boogies
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y'all ready to do some medicinal herb gardening with me ~wink wink wink cough~
i don't have kids but i'd happily be part of y'all's village
i can't stand my neighbors kids but i'd prolly still die to protect them, y'know what i mean
look at this way: i don't men making ANY decisions for me
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apologies sir, but it's pronounced "curse-ed", in this instance
15 minutes of couch lock later... aaand i'm still on this cursed app lol
if you ban tiktok i'm not ever going back to instagram or facebook, i barely tweet anymore anyway, i will simply "get a life"
i don't know why i bothered saving that garbage to my Drafts Folder, it's already overflowing with thoughts i'd rather forget
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
amylou @drinkerbelle4
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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tazz @noneofyours99
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S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
45K Followers 2K Following
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
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✨🐾Kitty🐾✨ @MananaSunsets
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💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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Darya @Darya84444
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Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
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tony soprano's side b.. @jenesequack
546 Followers 3K Following logging off, windows is shutting down. 28.
Mace Austin @MrTalkingPoints
1K Followers 2K Following No, I am not a bot. Centrist Dem. Political pragmatist; a nearly extinct breed. The whole MAGA thing is a nightmare we all share.
your jaded ER nurse. @AsianHottPirate
289 Followers 327 Following ER Travel Nurse. Night shift life. Fueled by Red Bull. Former wannabe rockstar. Semi-retired emo kid. Child of the Fence.
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Lost Soul @LostSoul2809
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Charles {Chuck} D. Wr.. @ChuckDWright1
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eastsidegorillasmusic.. @eastsidegorill5
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Danielle Hopwood @Danihop1976
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Reuben H. Harrell @TheMorpheus61
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John - 2024: Decency .. @LeadersJohn
2K Followers 3K Following Respect journalism,Environment, Education & Change. Love my Guitars, Photography, Kayaking. @leadersjohn.bsky.social I block ALL MAGAs and porno. Dem forever.
Avwerosuoghene @worldmkofficial
461 Followers 834 Following Only your real friends tell you when, your face is dirty.👌
JOHN BOWMAN @Jrb34JOHN
690 Followers 2K Following Paint pusher, Ex gravedigger, wood butcher, and academic. ProUnion & Cynical Optimist. Trying to learn Spanish, muchachos.
Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
amylou @drinkerbelle4
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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tazz @noneofyours99
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✨🐾Kitty🐾✨ @MananaSunsets
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💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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Hello! My Name Is: Hu.. @AKlein1981
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PamNTexas🟧🟦 @PamalaDalrympl2
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Greg Lotze @davarian1
307 Followers 2K Following I use this twitter primarily to follow and support Sex Workers. So my profile is definitely NSFW. #fuckFOSTA
Someone @Someone70537168
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WILD 🔪 THING @DDDMelons
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Adrian @thenerdyhuman_
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🌱An Organic Irish .. @irish_organic
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Irrepress (A 🐂) @4cAbel
3K Followers 3K Following 🌬️🫧🐄🌊🎶🐋🌱🍃🦕🌵🐉🍄🪸🦄🧚♀️✨💫🐝🌻 Abel to chase laughter & kindness with inner peace and utter chaos #EnoughIsEnough 𓋼𓍊𓆏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏𓋼𓂀𓆏𓍊𓋼𓆏𓆏
Anne G Weaver🌊has .. @paated
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Miss Kate @SurfGirl303
677 Followers 853 Following San Diego... love the weather...Love the beaches.A bit of an Aviation enthusiast too...😁✈️#Beach #Pluviophile
🟧 🟦Laurie Hoske.. @LaurieHosken
106K Followers 90K Following #RESIST #ClimateCrisis #HR Bilingual Text Tamer. Optimist. Friend. Connector. ASU mom. Into Travel, Education, Thrifting. #GoodTrouble #SaveOurDemocracy #90Day
JWC 🚴♀️⛳�.. @sctideprince
1K Followers 992 Following proud vermin , foodie, amateur astronomer/cosmologist, nature lover, missing Anthony Bourdain, Dylan fanatic, (and I use the word fuck a lot )
Mr T @Terry2012
5K Followers 710 Following AM BEEN TOLD AM A GOOD MAN WITH A BIG HEART ❤️ if I’m not following you do not DM me
Charlie Martin @ComedyShoezCGM
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Sparkypete 777 @Sparkypete777
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Seann @Happee69014151
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🇨🇦Abe Froman, G.. @JustZisGuy71
2K Followers 5K Following Opinions are. Curiostic. Military. Left-handed. He/him. #BLM https://t.co/xiSRYnvGMj
Woody MacDonald @woody_macdonald
1K Followers 5K Following SUCCESS is how you handle a NEGATIVE SITUATION! Go out of ur way to encourage a GREAT DAY!
TwitMo Inmate 2947483.. @Toesin_theSand_
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Jenny 🩷🦭 @littlirishheart
486 Followers 475 Following I'm just a girl who lives in the woods and reads books. Don't be mean. Be kind.
Rene @poematicmystery
1K Followers 3K Following My words keep falling for you !Do you know me like I do..
Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
Sam (Flower Girl) Jen.. @flowergirl_lon
6K Followers 5K Following Gets very grumpy about #Inaccessibility📢 Love #Gigs 🎸 #Music 🎶 #AccessibleTravel I’m *still* #DisabledByTheRailway
scudoodle @darcydeardarcy
794 Followers 1K Following lover of colors and covers - girl twin energy (she's the evil one ;) bring me the funny lefty lefterson - vote blue, pro choice, pro- ubi, eat the rich
BeccaFromTheMont @MapleSweetheart
1K Followers 2K Following Your favorite weird potato 🥔 ❤️ Vermont Strong 💚 BLM. Pro-Choice. 4B. She/Her. You're just some Dave that I used to know...
Siren 🧜♀️ @threadsiren
85 Followers 265 Following spells, deities, spirit work, tarot & all that good witchy ish 🔮🪬☠️🧂🌿🌙🧹🪄 🧙 relatable spiritual & everyday life stuff 🥰
Itz HoggZilla @GruntZeus
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Achilles Heel @MyAchillesHeeel
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Dale Miller @DirtySanchez780
427 Followers 1K Following adult human male, unacceptable views, tired of far left. fringe minority. . 🏳️🌈LGB ✂️ TQ
Jpeg Greg ✳️ @gregcjpg
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𝕏aul 👽🛸 @PChinchak
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Queen Frostbitten Pro.. @QFrostbitten
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Thomas Brooks @ThomasBrooks31
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grommit @chanceit11
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James M. "#FreeRoss" .. @Jamesmiltonray
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Russ #enoughisenough @russdoesntrun
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Alfie @AlfiePowell69
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SoccerMomma @SoccerMomma12
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Madam Erica le Chat �.. @Erica_the_lamb
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GggsMnt @GsMonetGs
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@alice_x_daniels This is legit why I’ve always liked rainy days since childhood. Made staying inside and playing video games the only sensible choice
@alice_x_daniels My favorite part about the pnw coast is that it's always raining. I feel so calm, like time is slowed down. It rains less here in Portland than where I was. It feels so intrusive. Dang sun haha 🩷
@alice_x_daniels Beautiful day here , nap and gluttony justified by beach dog play
@alice_x_daniels 🤣🤣😭 I sprained my ankle really bad a week ago. So I'm the hobbler. I'm 44. That shit just won't heal.
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@alice_x_daniels And no medical assistance to compensate-ever!
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@alice_x_daniels @FScottFitzJesse That's not a bad role to be in. Good food and good fun.
Community Heirloom Gardens from sea to shiny seed no poisons needed
can i turn your lawn into a wildflower meadow please?
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