✨ 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 🏝️𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠✨ @Toesin_theSand_
Otter lover, runner, OrangeTheory, yoga. The beach is my happy place. Occasional hoar poasting, kind of a bitch, high maintenance, definitely crazy. In Your Head Joined October 2023-
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Reminds me of my pubes in the winter. Such a lush pelt.
Reminds me of my pubes in the winter. Such a lush pelt.
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Well THAT took an interesting turn for the better
As if.
✨ 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 🏝️𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠✨ retweeted
I’m annoyed. Don’t send me a meeting invite and not include a teams link.
Rain makes my upper back ache along with my head at times.
✨ 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 🏝️𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠✨ retweeted
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Buttered toast with hot honey is making me happy this morning
I did drive an Altima in my 20’s and smoked a lot of Marlboro Lights. My 20’s were trash for sure. My 30’s were a period of growth. My 40’s are so much fun.
I’d probably PR the mile today if i heard “Killing In The Name Of” on repeat during it.
🎶I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHY DO I LOVE YOU? I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHY DO I LOVE YOU?🎶
IT WAS AN ALTIMA, GET IT RIGHT
Some of us already have 🙃
It’s a wet and dreary Wednesday. I want to be back in bed.
While I agree with this, I’m going to need cat lawyer @AngelaLovesNY to weigh in on the cat’s behavior.
While I agree with this, I’m going to need cat lawyer @AngelaLovesNY to weigh in on the cat’s behavior.
I don’t drink at all. (Jennifer)
All i wear are hoodies, boy shorts, sports bras, and compression leggings. My life is legitimately all about working out. 🙃
I had an ice cream sammich and I’ve never been happier
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Our family is dealing with a few different crises at the same time. If you have any prayers or well wishes, we’d appreciate them now. Thank you. 🙏
@Toesin_theSand_ Also made me think of a scene from the movie the Heartbreak kid which is great if you’ve never seen it
@Toesin_theSand_ @RobProvince Shit hole makes it sound nice tbh
@Toesin_theSand_ I got some of that lasered off because I was tired of it 😅
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If this is true. I hope NC never gets permitless concealed carry.
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The GAP went out of business in my area.
Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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@Toesin_theSand_ Some days I do too
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