Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food linktr.ee/thealanden New York Joined March 2012-
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When I was going into the gym, a woman I'd worked out next to three weeks ago was coming out, and she told me she was still thinking about how impressed she was by how I was stacking the dumbbells "like Jenga pieces" for the hip bridges that night. 🥲
Taking a break from work to go cry on the treadmill for a while.
A lot of women don't care about abs. They care about safety, laughter, and cumming.
A lot of women don't care about abs. They care about safety, laughter, and cumming.
Still trying to climb out from under this pile of day job work. I think more coffee is required. 😅 Good morning!
Remembering the time my mom found out my high school ex-boyfriend was telling people I was stalking him when I was literally in the hospital and was all LET'S FUCKING GO and parked in front of his house with the lights off for a few minutes one night after I got out. 🥰🥰🥰
If you find me unattractive, don’t tell me. That’s not my problem.
I wrote an entire book about two lawyers having lots of sex and did not make a single joke about looking through briefs or pounding a gavel, please clap.
I updated the back matter of Disintegration to include the links to the bonus chapters, and formatted it in Word like the bad girl I am. 🫦
Clearly, it's "a pretty peony," for all you flower lovers out there.
Update: It's now gauge app romance, according to @TheOtherHepler
Update: It's now gauge app romance, according to @TheOtherHepler
Broseph needs a better editor, he used the phrase "incapable of understanding" three times in one short post. Vary your word choices and sentence structure, writing friends!
Broseph needs a better editor, he used the phrase "incapable of understanding" three times in one short post. Vary your word choices and sentence structure, writing friends!
I'm calling it number space romance from now on
Good dungeons and bad dungeons! If you haven't listened to the episode yet, you definitely don't want to miss this one!
Good dungeons and bad dungeons! If you haven't listened to the episode yet, you definitely don't want to miss this one!
The tooth fairy forgot to come last night, so that's how this day is starting over here. 😅😅😬 Good thing she has some nice stationery to write an apology note from when she mails stickers to people.
Hmm, otters in cars, someone should write a story about that...
Hmm, otters in cars, someone should write a story about that...
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70 Followers 2K Following Uuuuuh I draw :) pewpew In too many fandoms 👹👹 Any prns 😼 Certified raccoon cowboy 👁️ DMs open always 💃Enzo The Writer @_Enzo_Si
71 Followers 131 Following They Call me Enzo - The author of the Jacob Blackstone Series Book 1: 'Captured’ Content Creator with FLOWBryce Katz Ⓥ @brycekatz
462 Followers 314 Following Nerd. Music lover. Theatre kid. Budding misanthrope. May actually be a cat. Frequently accused of performing IT miracles. On Bluesky @brycekatz.comLiz 🦎📚 @LiterateLizard
176 Followers 271 Following Liz: short for lizard, tall for person • 30 • she/her • feral housewife • LG🐝T • 📚: 34/100 • pfp by grgikau/picrew𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads
47K Followers 10K Following english lit & history grad | book reviewer | crochet artist | dog mom | probably thrifting or planning my next trip 📖🏛️🌿CJB @cjacquesbennett
48K Followers 24K Following CJB awakens your soul power through creative explorations of life, love & everything.𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔯 .. @BlairMcghoul
1K Followers 3K Following 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔯 𝔐𝔠𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 🎃👻 || Horror Hound and Gore Lover🩸🩸|| Owner of Dr.Halloweens Mad Horror Gauntlet. #Horrortwt🧟♂️🕷🕸@TheaLanden If they do lose at least I can look forward to this :)! but they haven’t loss yet
I’m going to run the Newport marathon in October and the Millinocket marathon in December. I’m going to fundraise my way into Boston in 2025 through Boston Children’s Hospital. Watch.
98% of my day: Don’t say it. 2% of my day: Making up for the 98 😈
@TheaLanden @john_islesfan This is the best response to sports misery live ever seen. Ever. 👊🏻
LUCY’S DAD IN FALLOUT IS THE GUY WHO SHOT A KID ON SVU??
ribbed for everyones pleasure
She’s a 10 but gets nervous and shy right before she hits send on the titty pic she took for you to look at while you work 🤭
That idiot is back at it… he put the puck in our own net
Captain’s log, day 19113 Managed to go another day scrolling by many lovely people without leaving skeevy comments on their posts. Didn’t seem that hard. 🦊📝
Halftime. Last time I shared the moon, here’s something new.
If I DM you, would you answer? Just curious. No dick pics, nothing vulgar, just... I wanna say hello. And wish you well. And provide you some positivity you might need today, or a word of affirmation you haven't heard in a while. Would you answer?
@TheaLanden THIS is why everyone should follow you.
@TheaLanden Might be helpful. How did your treadmill crying time go!?
@TheaLanden How was it? I'm contemplating tread 50 or the 2G.