JESUS @DereksNtFunny
Salvation lies within Miami FL Joined June 2023-
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JESUS retweeted
Probably the only time you will ever witness me approving a pastor’s message. Check this out.
Probably the only time you will ever witness me approving a pastor’s message. Check this out.
Oh shit
Stop being douches online and in real life
I am stoned and I just walked past the kitchen, verbally asked to myself “do I want PopTarts” to which I replied to myself “oh fuck yeah” and I got a packet of them
My followers haven’t read a single fucking word
JESUS retweeted
This is one hell of an ad from a Democrat running to be the next Governor of Virginia. Please pass it on.
Here’s Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible 8. EIGHT. Going to have to say that these missions are more possible than he thinks they are
Still waiting for OJ to arrive up here. His ride must be late
JESUS retweeted
It's snarky shirt season again 🥰
Fuck yeah. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
Fuck yeah. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
I will be 2024 years old this May, how old will you be
Just for clarification, the cross here is hardwood
Neo’s mom
JESUS retweeted
This offer still stands to all women in Arizona.
BREAKING: literally Jesus is supporting President Biden. We all know the anti-Christ and I don’t see eye to eye
BREAKING: literally Jesus is supporting President Biden. We all know the anti-Christ and I don’t see eye to eye
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The cloth might be a little too generous for him, but it's not generous enough for my eyes.
Just for clarification, the cross here is hardwood
Trump supporters are literally the reason why I have to look both ways in a roundabout
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Amy Winehouse being iconic backstage at the 2008 Brit Awards
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Atheists are making GAY CHEMTRAILS to make people HOMOSEXUAL!!!
Hey hey 15k. Thank you guys. It’s such a gratifying feeling to find a family of people who give me so much.
@DereksNtFunny Seriously, the NFL is STILL going? It hasn't been entertaining in 30 years! I hope the draft went better than the weather. Nothing like diving into a corner with one hand on the bars, giving hand signals with the other, on track compounds, looking in the rearview mirror. 😀
@DereksNtFunny Every time I watch this I cry, for 20 seconds. That’s all I’ve got left at this point in my life
I don't really want to see it, but I do want to know if there is Hawking-esque computer generated sex talk and other noises.
Way #6,892 to tell if your boyfriend is high:
no
Be Honest! The name 𝕏 is far better than Twitter. Yes or No?
I think I found some words. It’s not about loving yourself. Trust me. That ship has sailed for me. I’ve tried. But literally can’t find it. But you can be ok with just yourself. That stops you from being desperate and making a bad choice. That’s what I’m learning.
I lost 30 followers after this post 😂😂 who knew ppl hated cats this much
Maybe i don’t really understand baby fever, but i do understand kitten fever
@antifaoperative I don’t understand how you plead “not guilty” when it’s clearly on video. He’s a peice of shit.
When Biden is up in the polls, I don’t trust it. When Biden is down in the polls, I don’t trust it. The only poll that matters is in November.
If Noem said it was a cat instead of a dog most MAGA wouldn’t be outraged. Sad but true 👎🏽
Post a picture you took, no description
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