A poorly put together taxidermy fox @OGPoutyMcgee
If you are what you wish you could eat then I’m Tom Selleck’s fat ol’ dick. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Up your mum Joined October 2019-
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me: i think i made a huge mistake my boss at the eraser factory: excellent
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jesus christ he's huge
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Everyone on twitter is a massive cunt.
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Facebook providing the goods once again
“If you know you know 🙃” Well I don’t fucking know so stop being cryptic and tell me you cunt.
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The postman just described my poncho as 'flashy'.
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I tried to pull a tick off my husky, turns out it was a nipple and now she has trust issues.
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If a gerontophile made your grandma cum thrice… …would that be a gerihat-trick?
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Why can possums have up to 13 nipples and I only have 5?
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Get the fuck outside and get some sun, ya bitch.
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William Shakespeare after a trip to Turkey (1610)
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Any man who wants a Wife obviously hasn't had one before
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my vagina just sealed shut
Mmm. That’s a taste explosi…Oh. - Wrigleys Juicy Fruit Gum
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My gay neighbour just told me that, he has booked a holiday in the Isle of Man. He's looking forward to spending a couple of nights in Douglas
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Not impressed with this day. Let’s fast forward to Friday, whaddya say?
@OGPoutyMcgee Don't let the bastards wear you down. 🤘😘
waiter: is pepsi ok pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
@OGPoutyMcgee @KimberCanada49 Never heard of retrograde jack eh?
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jesus christ he's huge
Lindsay Lohan gives birth to baby boy
@OGPoutyMcgee well I never knew it’s a thing, getting old is such fun 😬 mayoclinic.org/diseases-condi…
@OGPoutyMcgee Finally! Learning the third declension has paid off!
@OGPoutyMcgee Technically, it's penes. And also technically, they can backfire. It's called "injaculation" and some guys really go for it.
Commenting "yikes" under a photo I posted of myself means nothing. I'm sorry my "engagement bait" post triggered you, but your attempt to bring me down has failed. I know I look good in the picture. 🤷♂️
I woke up feeling pretty good about myself today. Figured it was worth a snap 😎
@TheFigen_ Queen's Guard Made Little Boy's Birthday Wish Come true 🤗
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