Edgar G @bleustreak
Humor is 25% tragedy, 25% timing, and 50% off twitter.com/search/from:bl… Texas Joined May 2012-
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Edgar G retweeted
Was having a rough day until I got hit on by a hot older woman and now it's one of the best days of my life
A Poem To Help You Sleep: There’s no guarantee When tomorrow comes Life will lift its curse But if you don’t sleep It’s safe to say Whatever comes your way will be worse
Edgar G retweeted
People are worse than ever right now. This has to be rock bottom right?
Edgar G retweeted
With all of the problems in the world today, I often lie awake at night and wonder if Sandra Bullock still has her uniform from Demolition Man
Edgar G retweeted
I feel neither joy for Friday nor anguish for Monday. Am I broken?
I find TV dramas exhausting because I keep expecting a point to emerge.
Public schools prepare you for life. Bullies, toxic food, the water from the fountain tastes like rust, and all the teachers look like they’re about to jump out the window.
Edgar G retweeted
Do you actually believe that any of our politicians give a damn about us?
Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
I don’t want to sound controversial, but I think “The Empire Strikes Back” is a pretty solid film.
Edgar G retweeted
"What's your favorite position?" Me: naps.
using a gif, what's it like inside your head?
I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires I’ll be up for parole in about five years
Netflix bought “Kill Bill” and removed all of the subtitles. Talk about stupid.
Edgar G retweeted
I have been laughing for 15 mins
“If the world had a front porch…” yes, I too miss the days when country music posed deep philosophical questions.
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