Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997
Still not dead yet Pennsylvania Joined July 2019-
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@JackKel19462997 You can still play lead triangle
Do Jims go to gyms or do gyms go to Jims? Discuss amongst yourselves.
You’re a real fucking fruit loop, you know that?
🎶 My half-caff non-fat double-whip mocha frappa dappa-ccino brings all the boys to the yard 🎶
a being in a portal has been speaking to me
The Foo Fighters are touring I better grow my goatee
My bucket isn't big enough for my list!
Walking around a crowded area with my arms spread out bc balance is important
MY NEIGHBOR IS LISTENING TO THE BANANA SPLITS THEME
My bass playing makes Sid Vicious sounded like Cliff Burton.
do u want to hang out on the swings with me
This bartender hates me. Remind me to tell you why later.
I just used the word rigamarole in a conversation and now I feel like a Mayberry character.
@JackKel19462997 My favorite scene from Squidbillies: Dan Halen: have you finished the Whore Gobbler? Scientist: I really prefer you not call the blackhole that. DH: Then how about Cocaine Hogging Slut Drain? How does that suit you? DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ILLEGAL THING I HAVE TO DO TOdAY?
The murder hornets want us to forget about them. When we forget about them that’s when they strike.
It’s annoying if I’m watching something with a vampire & they let blood spray everywhere, making a mess. Mainly because they’re wasting all that blood. You’re supposed to drink that.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoTunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
71K Followers 43K Following I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.Forward March @RunOldMan
35K Followers 16K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K FollowingMyandra's Mesmeric �.. @MyandraM
3K Followers 4K Following Writer, thinker, artist, music player. Democrat, https://t.co/Gfo5mgnASH Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma "Blueskies nothing but blue skies do I see"Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnkReta Coffman @Retacof
15K Followers 13K Following golf, bicycle, kayak. socially liberal...women's rights advocate. miss wheat harvest 1958 https://t.co/i2raBGqzYw http://Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgersHumphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart
4K Followers 2K Following If you don't hit this blunt you'll regret it.. Maybe not today.. Maybe not tomorrow.. But soon & for the rest of your life *PARODY*Lena @Lena_jk98
299 Followers 372 Following Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #travel #love #friendship #lifeFunny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilariousHillbilly Highlander @HillbillyHighl1
9K Followers 6K Following I'm a Kentucky hillbilly living in the Highlands of Scotland. Happily married father of two adult children. Democratic Socialist. Retired Navy musician.Lenaisapeach @Lenaisapeach761
5 Followers 290 FollowingMolloy @Molloy283218
81 Followers 748 FollowingAlison @JessicaMil43060
2K Followers 4K FollowingZed Zordaan @Zed_Zordaan
76 Followers 74 Following Just a singer/musician who occasionally appears in odd films.Debra Nasus @DebraNasus53322
119 Followers 1K FollowingFrancis O'Connell @FrancisOConnel9
2K Followers 2K Following Student of life.🌊 To the bone. President Biden/VP Harris. NO LISTS, PLEASE. Former Yankee Gentleman. Compassion and kindness. Empath.Brian Poulson @infinite___flow
9K Followers 8K Following ⇢ Authenticity ⇢ Love ⇢ Nature ⇢ Electric Food ⇢ Herbs ⇢ Silence ⇢ Truth ⇢ Syncretism ⇢ Immortality ⇢ Evolving ⇢ Flowing ⇢ Limitless ⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢ElysianFields 🐭 @Elysian70833145
1K Followers 2K Following "If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him." JFK. @mickeysimmons on TRUTH 🐭James Slattery @James_EAP
1K Followers 1K Following Audio Engineer, Musician (Jim Slatts/Chronic Ion), Producer. Rock, Synthwave, Electronic, Funk, and Alternative. OTH Core Team. 7x Golden Funkbeard Winner🏆Cabaran Kuantum @CabaranKuantum
377 Followers 420 Following Guitar inspired Alternative I do, Bandcamp link to all my stuff so far. More to come sometime after........................now.twostags @twostags2
1K Followers 2K Following Father and son talk about sports and other human interest stories sometimes parody https://t.co/Fo2TZsfvoVDanielle Rose @DanielleRo97829
269 Followers 1K Following When you held out your hand to me, I almost thought I could walk with you all my life.Omar @Omar338800
327 Followers 4K Following When god blesses you financially don’t raise your standard of living.Raise you standard of giving 🙏🏿✝️JC Sosa @punchingmuffins
420 Followers 1K Following Comedian. Disgraceful nobody. You guys are my friends, right?Billy Shaw @BillyShaw370274
227 Followers 170 Following Death Saxer for Death Jazz art trio Shovin Sunshine. Current releases include Jazz Spoken Word genre works that can be found on youtube.Wolf man @oldmanwolf79
374 Followers 316 Following life long gamer, diagnosed with terminal cancer in January, docs gave me two years with treatment. gaming til the end ;) wish me luck! oh also, me ❤️ weed!West Wind @westwindcomics
23K Followers 22K Following Official Twitter account of West Wind #Comics #RequiemCV en español. #Horrorscope #Oniria #BorninHell #Salvaje @fxala2 https://t.co/0Mij8HHP9e5'4 nuisance @traumadol
783 Followers 736 Following sentient autismachine ( 。^‿^。) づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~ 🫧Bob Seger is 2nd comi.. @BobSeger1975
408 Followers 459 Following running out of stage names for Twitter.Obi-Wan Kaczynski ☕.. @octopuspantleg
1K Followers 2K Following Bleeding heart liberal, heavy music enthusiast, horror movie addict, coffee aficionado, crazy cat guy, I have a bunch of titanium in my leg and love spicy foodToriBum @TBMC1984
118 Followers 326 Following just here for the tunes & laughs 🤘😂 not a bot , just a lame ass human 🥸Mean Variance @VarianceMean
214 Followers 546 Following Just a feral accountant getting into gaming and streaming. https://t.co/hDW8mzIKtP https://t.co/JsJpoowDo1…AbbyDabbyDoobyDoo @DearAuntAbby
20K Followers 5K Following Trying to laugh through the shitshow that is my life. My tweets in link below 👇Cathy Musser @cathleen_musser
4K Followers 5K Following Happy in Alaska. Born again 1999. DMS don't tempt me with your schemes.Kimber Depp™© @truegemini13
7K Followers 6K Following uniquE, esoteric, eclectic; and a decent vocabulary...tho' redundant. #teamgemini #teamlight 21+ NO DM's!!!! Profile picture is 10 yrs old!Chernabog @ChernabogThe
20 Followers 93 Following Demon of the highest order. Tormentor of men. Bringer of darkness. But I do love a good joke.Hannah Sander @HannahSand87768
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428 Followers 566 Following Just a guy who wanted to be part of the dialogue because it's such a beautiful sh*tshow sometimes🇨🇦🏳️🌈Kali @Nai317334
197 Followers 872 Following 'Supervegan'. kurt's wife. female. 41. west-indian. omni. if i don't reply to you it's probably because i haven't seen the notification or i'm horrified.Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoTunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.tazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
71K Followers 43K Following I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.Forward March @RunOldMan
35K Followers 16K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123
58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K FollowingMad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsndMyandra's Mesmeric �.. @MyandraM
3K Followers 4K Following Writer, thinker, artist, music player. Democrat, https://t.co/Gfo5mgnASH Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma "Blueskies nothing but blue skies do I see"Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnkLaLa @L_E_HAHA
111 Followers 115 Following That Ellie girl 🐸 not all thoughts are current, some of them happened a couple minutes agoLena @Lena_jk98
299 Followers 372 Following Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #travel #love #friendship #lifeFunny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilariousKaari Arcadia Fawn �.. @luvtransylvania
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9K Followers 6K Following I'm a Kentucky hillbilly living in the Highlands of Scotland. Happily married father of two adult children. Democratic Socialist. Retired Navy musician.The Amazing T-Bird @made_in_tyland
490 Followers 210 Following Amateur rocker. Professional human being. Co-host and producer of @OPOTpodcast and @KXnOFantasyCamp. Heckuva nice guy.Zed Zordaan @Zed_Zordaan
76 Followers 74 Following Just a singer/musician who occasionally appears in odd films.Francis O'Connell @FrancisOConnel9
2K Followers 2K Following Student of life.🌊 To the bone. President Biden/VP Harris. NO LISTS, PLEASE. Former Yankee Gentleman. Compassion and kindness. Empath.James Slattery @James_EAP
1K Followers 1K Following Audio Engineer, Musician (Jim Slatts/Chronic Ion), Producer. Rock, Synthwave, Electronic, Funk, and Alternative. OTH Core Team. 7x Golden Funkbeard Winner🏆𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖�.. @ihoplollipop
11K Followers 2K Following Don’t mind me. I’m just awkward. Overly caffeinated. Champion toddler wrangler. annoying wifey of @diss_guy_Cabaran Kuantum @CabaranKuantum
377 Followers 420 Following Guitar inspired Alternative I do, Bandcamp link to all my stuff so far. More to come sometime after........................now.twostags @twostags2
1K Followers 2K Following Father and son talk about sports and other human interest stories sometimes parody https://t.co/Fo2TZsfvoVBrian Poulson @infinite___flow
9K Followers 8K Following ⇢ Authenticity ⇢ Love ⇢ Nature ⇢ Electric Food ⇢ Herbs ⇢ Silence ⇢ Truth ⇢ Syncretism ⇢ Immortality ⇢ Evolving ⇢ Flowing ⇢ Limitless ⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢⇢𝕽𝖆𝖙 𝕸𝖆.. @twilly18
500 Followers 680 Following this is my bio. there are many like it, this one is mine. I owns this biznatch! IT'S MINE! if you are still reading, ask yourself "why?"Melissa Johnson Galla.. @MentallyMuseful
67 Followers 214 Following I'm a classicly lazy, always learner with lots of questions opinions sarcasm and respect to share, here, there, and everywhere. Shadowbooted from Reddit/TwitterRaquel Dobson @RaquelDobson
1K Followers 3K Following Tweets My Own - Proud Multicultural European - Stay Curious, Not Judgemental - Be like @TedLasso ❤️ Watch @TheTinyChefShow ❤️JC Sosa @punchingmuffins
420 Followers 1K Following Comedian. Disgraceful nobody. You guys are my friends, right?ElysianFields 🐭 @Elysian70833145
1K Followers 2K Following "If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him." JFK. @mickeysimmons on TRUTH 🐭Wolf man @oldmanwolf79
374 Followers 316 Following life long gamer, diagnosed with terminal cancer in January, docs gave me two years with treatment. gaming til the end ;) wish me luck! oh also, me ❤️ weed!Billy Shaw @BillyShaw370274
227 Followers 170 Following Death Saxer for Death Jazz art trio Shovin Sunshine. Current releases include Jazz Spoken Word genre works that can be found on youtube.West Wind @westwindcomics
23K Followers 22K Following Official Twitter account of West Wind #Comics #RequiemCV en español. #Horrorscope #Oniria #BorninHell #Salvaje @fxala2 https://t.co/0Mij8HHP9e5'4 nuisance @traumadol
783 Followers 736 Following sentient autismachine ( 。^‿^。) づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~ 🫧Bob Seger is 2nd comi.. @BobSeger1975
408 Followers 459 Following running out of stage names for Twitter.Obi-Wan Kaczynski ☕.. @octopuspantleg
1K Followers 2K Following Bleeding heart liberal, heavy music enthusiast, horror movie addict, coffee aficionado, crazy cat guy, I have a bunch of titanium in my leg and love spicy foodOpenChannelD @cortney_m
998 Followers 2K Following Gainfully employed. Numerate writer. Paying attention.ToriBum @TBMC1984
118 Followers 326 Following just here for the tunes & laughs 🤘😂 not a bot , just a lame ass human 🥸Mean Variance @VarianceMean
214 Followers 546 Following Just a feral accountant getting into gaming and streaming. https://t.co/hDW8mzIKtP https://t.co/JsJpoowDo1…Marianne Jacobsen @Marianne2024666
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4K Followers 5K Following Happy in Alaska. Born again 1999. DMS don't tempt me with your schemes.Kimber Depp™© @truegemini13
7K Followers 6K Following uniquE, esoteric, eclectic; and a decent vocabulary...tho' redundant. #teamgemini #teamlight 21+ NO DM's!!!! Profile picture is 10 yrs old!AMV1 @AymeMartinezVe1
197 Followers 232 Following 🐞🏈 49er Faithful... Food lover, nature, hiker, blues loving, kinda girl! 🇲🇽🇮🇱🇯🇵Rachel Chan Ⓥ 💚�.. @Rachelchan222
189 Followers 156 Following Diehard New York Yankees fan. Vegan. Cancer survivor. Living with Lynch Syndrome. Surgical mesh implant survivor. Pet sitter #saynotomesh #fuckcancerChernabog @ChernabogThe
20 Followers 93 Following Demon of the highest order. Tormentor of men. Bringer of darkness. But I do love a good joke.Meatball @CarlHungus1972
5K Followers 5K Following@JackKel19462997 Don't worry. Some day there wish will come true.
@JackKel19462997 I think we might have a WTF consensus on your proposed round table topic
@JackKel19462997 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you lol
@JackKel19462997 What about when Jimmy takes his friend John to get a sandwich?
@JackKel19462997 The elites want all us plebes dead.
@JackKel19462997 You blink and an hour has gone by doing that.
@JackKel19462997 Me: goes on a rant how fruit loops are the same flavor You: no…
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