Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan
✊🏿🌈⚧☮️♻️🔬🌊🌞🏝🍹🎶🕹🤖 Don't be no skezzed out gonk. Chippin in's preem when you just wanna delta from RL. Turn on - Boot up - Jack in. All's shimra, choom bsky.app/profile/naemi.… Pandora, Somerset crater, Mars Joined July 2011-
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gently petting a new shape i just pondered
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The urologist is making me apologize for my tiny penis
Hush money baby don't say a word, judge gonna get you gag ordered 🎶 💤🤡💨
Joining a random protest with a sign saying "com'on y'all"
Næmï on Mars retweeted
something could happen any second if you even care
Næmï on Mars retweeted
having all new DNA installed in my carpet tomorrow
Næmï on Mars retweeted
David Pecker testiclified in court today.
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Bright eyes and a bushy tail? In this economy?
candidate for re-election : and I have a big penis voters: you should've lead with that
Næmï on Mars retweeted
a traffic cone is a type of totem
Næmï on Mars retweeted
We don't say vomit in this house. This is a puke household.
Næmï on Mars retweeted
every day your walls move in 1 inch closer
Næmï on Mars retweeted
I’m like if Superman didn’t have any powers and was kind of an asshole
a truly everything bagel would have enough mass to swallow up the whole universe into a Big Crunch and then we'd have to wait til the next Big Bang except time would no longer exist so we'd wait forever but fuck it I'm hungry gimme two
Næmï on Mars retweeted
could you explain it again in cryptozoology terms
I tend to stay in the middle of things to stop the world from ending
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Heather @heather_anne_c
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Absorbine Sr 🫐 @Dannyboi407
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TOKENARTIST by Ms @memetokenart
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Diary of Lydia @diaryoflydia_mh
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Eithiriel DeMeré �.. @NikkiElizDemere
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johncalia @johncalia
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Dr. Th0rn @Drth0rn
561 Followers 713 Following Life isn't black or white. you're just boring. Learned my practice under Mrs. Information. (satire) Married. come for the cringe, stay for the cringe.
Turn America Solid Bl.. @JoeRobinEnjoyer
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Qu0d @QuodtheKaizoku
278 Followers 199 Following 36, he/him, 🔞dni/21+ nsfw, sex/kink-positive, scifi/fantasy/surrealism/absurdism/ I occasionally write out my random thoughts and passions. My drumkit says hi
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
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Diane @diane_morris_
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Sindy Parkins @SindyParkins
13 Followers 29 Following The official new home of @SoapStarActress! I used to have an OnlyFans account but I guess prolapses are an actual medical emergency. I AM NOT NANCY PELOSI
Shay @Shaywillnevasub
111 Followers 194 Following
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ﾟ･｡ * ｡Spooky.. @pashionhodges
1K Followers 2K Following Romanticism that appeals to no one. Sometimes I have always wrong music opinions because the female brain-pan is so small.
John @MyNameaJohn
256 Followers 1K Following
Daft Punk for Cutie�.. @hattymuffine
652 Followers 3K Following dad•spouse•interested in everything•here to make friends•shoegaze extremist•🐶Boy George Michael Bluth🧗♂️🦀🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉🇵🇸he/him/matty
THEE Reply Guy-Profes.. @AFrank05658600
1K Followers 2K Following Hang in there, people. 👍 The family Blacksheep. 😆 Come as you are. 🌞 Buyer beware. 👀 #PineappleOnPizza #LockThemAllUp
Jessie Peterson @JessieP39515316
3K Followers 5K Following 💙💙true blue Democrat🌊🌊🌊,vaxed to the max,atheist,climate change is real,can't tolerate stupid,sarcastic meany,cat mom,🚫🚫maga🚫porn🚫DMs🚫religion🚫🚫
TheFoxChyron @FoxChyron
1K Followers 4K Following You've begrudgingly marveled at my alternate facts since 1997. Shadowbanned AF. BLM MOMSDEMAND VOTE VAX 🌊🌊🌊
The Blue Dog (Jimbo D.. @twobigpuppies
15K Followers 16K Following U.S. Army 70-93, 172nd LIB Alaska, Retired, USPS Letter Carrier Retired. Pfizer Vaxxed x 4. I believe in Science & Facts. Facts say trump lost. Fuck trump
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dumbass @adequatelyjed
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Absorbine Sr 🫐 @Dannyboi407
387 Followers 800 Following Upbeat MD by day, intolerable online presence by night. Family guy. Held here against my will.
Heather @heather_anne_c
404 Followers 1K Following Co-host of @legsandeggspod w/ @klemstump @ruthlesssara @fupajonestown Basic Bitch. I like the song Walking In Memphis and Imagine Dragons
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Lonely Wolfcry @shywolfcry
5K Followers 5K Following broken/LonelyGeek💔/Humanist 🌊Progressive+support women in power love/empathy❤HealthWorkers💕art🎨science🧬nature🌲scifi👽fantasy🧙sensual🔞 #support #disabled
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9K Followers 9K Following Attorney. Researcher. Mediator. Writer. Journalist. Flailing father of four. Philly “four for four” sports fan-a-tic.
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382 Followers 1K Following Old as hell and happily divorced. Amateur woodworker. Fluent in apathy and sarcasm. I have no idea what I'm doing
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Eithiriel DeMeré �.. @NikkiElizDemere
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johncalia @johncalia
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Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
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Crow Magnom @distracted_monk
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@cal1g1rl78 I've another on the way just in case
@manofletterz I thought you already had your “package.” 🫢
My package is coming two days early, things are looking up
The American voter will accept calls for theocratic fascism but draws a hard line when it comes to hurting dogs.
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saw this squirrel turning into a snake
pretty fucked up we call the "quarter moon" also a "half-moon". no wonder we can't figure out the far side isn't dark.
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What’s a pretty girl like you doing pissing in a bush like this?
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