Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24
40s single flirty with a major need for distraction. No you can’t see my (entire) face; fucking deal. 🇨🇦 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2022-
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You can't hurt me, I survived 80's playgrounds.
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🎶 My half-caff non-fat double-whip mocha frappa dappa-ccino brings all the boys to the yard 🎶
His moans make me shiver and my shivers make him moan
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my favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.
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The most difficult thing I have to accomplish on any given day is transitioning from horizontal to vertical
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When your phone rings and you accidentally answer instead of declining.
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Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
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I'm like if Indiana Jones didn't have a fedora or a whip, but played a kazoo... I do hate snakes too, shut up it's totally the same
Gentleman, women like soft lips too. Moisturize that shit.
Maybe I’m my cat’s emotional support human. You don’t know, it’s possible!
You can touch me anywhere except my feet. Cuz ticklish, but also… ew.
One of my favourite things is distracting you into a smile and a semi first thing in the morning.
Tuesdays are for teasing you and getting teased back.
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You're truly at peace with yourself when you mind your own business.
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Read me like the book you can’t put down.
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I don't care that there's "plenty more fish in the sea"... show me the "unicorns over the rainbow" and then we can talk
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‘Pisssssssssss’… is onomatopeeing
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I fucking love being with someone I'm in fucking love with and all the corny fucking lovey-dovey shit that comes with it
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@sassyteach24 Nothing like feeding off of each others energy!!
my favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.
The most difficult thing I have to accomplish on any given day is transitioning from horizontal to vertical
Well @sassyteach24 - getting the love you deserve 💚
@sassyteach24 I could use an emotional support gorgeous teacher
When your phone rings and you accidentally answer instead of declining.
Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
I'm like if Indiana Jones didn't have a fedora or a whip, but played a kazoo... I do hate snakes too, shut up it's totally the same
@sassyteach24 Won’t talk about using gentle fingers tips then
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