✨✨ @EVA24011
It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit. United States Joined March 2022-
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Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
I’m at the age now that a friend with benefits means that special someone that can drive at night.
Might just fuck around and admit I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you, that I almost believe that they’re real.
Self-care : Stop wasting time with people that don't know how to appreciate your existence
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white
NBA Playoffs have me up past my bedtime. #TimberwolvesvSuns
I eat a carrot with the same energy as a wife watching her husband leave for war.
Let's call in sick and have our way with one another
So I Married an Axe Murderer is an underrated movie.
Let’s mindfuck each other baby and scream in desolation and despair
I wanna be a priority in your life, not just another option.
I told you there were levels to my love so stop going up and move further down.
You can’t find happiness in another person but you can find it in potatoes
I’m not proud of who I become when I’m overly tired AND hungry.
All my attention in exchange for all your adoration?
Women love men with grey hair becuase it means we are about to die
Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
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17K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://t.co/cVlfPJFRBKmy favorite part of the day is when no one around me is making any noise.
At the local nursery dressed like a plant. Not one woman has brought me home yet
Me: something to drink? Her: do you have a teabag? Me: sure
I have an awesome photo I’m saving for hump day tomorrow. (It’s not my butt)
I'd die 1,000 times over just to have you for eternity
@EVA24011 @Bent_Canadian Or one that drives so you can drink
Me: Man! I need to get out in this sunshine and get a tan. Also me: Damn! Why is it hot as hell out here?!? 🥵🥵🥵 Narrator: It’s only in the low 70s. 😜
hey, you wanna share childhood trauma stories and then make out afterwards?
This sounds HOT🔥🔥🔥🔥😈🥵🥵
When someone's voice drives you wild, having them make you beg to cum is even hotter
@EVA24011 Sec, I can't look away. I keep watching. It's mesmerizing.
Your pics today are going to make me take my lust for you out on my sock tonight.