Danimal @DanimalSurly
Libido Whisperer | Coochie connoisseur | Veteran of the cornhole | 69 unbelievers cumverted since May | Slut for grilled cheese mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from:… Larry Flint's Hustler Club Joined February 2023-
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If I like you, I’ll hug you. If I really like you, I’ll smoosh my boobs against you when I hug you.
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I’m going to snort this adderall with a coffee chaser and be right there
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You don’t have to mute me. I don’t wear sundresses. I prefer daisy dukes.
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Spell it ‘FresheHelle’ to give it a French feel.
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I’ve found that my interest in midgets is limited to wrestling.
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I can smell your hatred and I like it
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Falling in love is easy when you’re hard.
Putting pants on is a daily reminder that my VHS porn sales never took off
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We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.
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With all due respect, I've seen you park You'd miss the bowl if you had one too
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It's like a strip down mammary lane.
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Door Dashes raw cookie dough.
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I wanted to learn knitting to I went to the shop to buy the stuff. He asked me what kinda needles I wanted, so I just came back.
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If someone closes the door, remember you can always jump out a window.
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20-something me would be so crushed by how rarely used those beer pong skills would be in my career.
This is how I'm proposing to @piccolobutt
This is how I'm proposing to @piccolobutt
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Don’t worry about some acne still happening in your late 40’s my dear girl I still get boners for no apparent reason like a 15 year old on the bus 😬
At the local nursery dressed like a plant. Not one woman has brought me home yet
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Your pics today are going to make me take my lust for you out on my sock tonight.
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If I like you, I’ll hug you. If I really like you, I’ll smoosh my boobs against you when I hug you.
Our walk this morning. I really enjoy showing you guys the things I think are neat. Have a good day 😊
I’m going to snort this adderall with a coffee chaser and be right there
Yesterday I had my coffee from my Keurig like some peasant, not today people, today I'm fancy and went to Starbucks💅🏻
You don’t have to mute me. I don’t wear sundresses. I prefer daisy dukes.
@piccolobutt Two words: midget tossing You are welcome
Spell it ‘FresheHelle’ to give it a French feel.
@DanimalSurly I’m gonna get raked over the coals for my lack of pc.
I’ve found that my interest in midgets is limited to wrestling.
I Woke up fucking fabulous!
Like this dress? Angelic! 😇 (Ignore the bra. I was just trying the dress on. I would never wear that bra with this dress outside.)
We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.
But what if it's not still Tuesday??
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