TJ @defenestratetj
I ride bikes and say dumb things twitter.com/search?f=tweet… Joined December 2020-
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I’ve given this considerable thought and I’d make an excellent life coach for dogs. Example “don’t eat the poo”
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Good luck to all of you who are pooping right now.
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Remember back before OnlyFans when your Mom just sold Avon ?
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I think I'm starting to smell old.
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if you laugh at my tweets i hope you hate yourself for it and if you don’t laugh at my tweets fuck you.
I’m going on the record here. I’m claiming the following two band names so no one else can use them: Angry Potato Advocates Incomprehensible Walrus Machine Those are mine. Get your own
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Unpopular opinion: Cadbury eggs are gross.
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And a very late good night, friends. Happy weekend!
"Suck my dick" is a gender neutral expression
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Puts your hand around my throat… ahh that’s better
fat been settling in my cheeks lately
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would i make a pretty gf? :3 🥺🖤
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is it too late in the day to fish for compliments
My pitbull thinks you’re gross
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