Deeny (they/them) @councilofDeen
⚜ J'emmerde la loi 96 ⚜| hot and autistic |SwEr and artist | OF https://t.co/LQc51nxJ0O geraldinepiche.com Tiohtiá:ke Joined January 2020-
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My friend Quan has stomach spasms, but I prefer to call them Quan’s tum leaps.
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A woman goes into the woods. She encounters a man and a bear. The man is actually cake. The bear has two wolves inside it. The wolves want to know if you would love them if they were a worm
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your honor you’re being a narc right now
You can't hurt me, you're not my twitter view count
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All I'm saying is Maggie Simpson has more confirmed kills than Willy Wonka.
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razzle AND dazzle? in this economy??
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Part of living in Florida is coming to terms with the fact that you could throw a rock in any direction and hit a toddler named Asher.
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Hands down, witch hazel is the most occult of all topical astringents.
When I die, please tell my family I was popular on twitter
In my slut era (looking up bread recipes online)
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sorry i haven’t been tweeting lately things have just been going really well
"Suck my dick" is a gender neutral expression
I don't have a title for this one. Anyway im open for commissions as always ❤️
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I got pulled over for driving too furiously again.
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Why did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear disguises?
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sometimes i click on my own profile to see what a real mf be postin about
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“Power” to these people will always be total submission to capital but with elected officials who say the right things on twitter.
They’re never beating the accusations
If the cops attack, we walk out. We won't work on a campus ruled by fear.
perusing the shampoo aisle, ranking the bottles from "most like a dildo" to "least like a dildo"
@UncleDuke1969 @councilofDeen Don’t give away my secrets, Duke.
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@councilofDeen Deeny I’ve read your past tweets and I know what your mouth 👄 tongue 👅 can do 😎.
@benedictsred Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… [deep breath] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
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going forward all of my tweets shall feature a retweeting option
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