Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott
I am here to tweet Joined February 2022-
Tweets82K
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I am once again eating a bucket of spaghetti
Your honor, it’s so good to see you again
Marshall Scott retweeted
oh fuck! was reading my spell tomes while also on twitter reading a @Marshall__Scott tweet and accidentally did this to head
Locking myself in the supply closet until my coworkers stop discussing young sheldon
My boss just asked if I’m working hard or hardly working so I went outside and slit his tires
The song We Didn’t Start The Fire is not relatable to me at all cuz I’m constantly starting fires
Locked my boss in his office until he increases profit margins by 69%
Marshall Scott retweeted
@Marshall__Scott did we do it did we fool April?
Just burnt down my bosses house as an April Fools joke
Much like Jesus, the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Marshall Scott will expose the origins of the Easter Bunny
*Jesus dies* Christians: what a Good Friday
Explaining to my kidnappers that I’m the one who orchestrated this whole thing and I’m never leaving
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