iain @ACartoonCat
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These tweets didn't bug anyone but they did win trophies from @ContestThursday 🫂💖 for all of you. @ACartoonCat 🤗 @alisontheread 🤗 @chicketypoo22 🤗 @Cornjerker78 🤗 @golubeerji 🤗 @greek_heanen 🤗 @notincharge7 🤗 @Robert_Craig 🤗 @SvnSxty 🤗🤗 @YSylon 🤗
Congrats, @ACartoonCat! Your tweet was picked as a winner by @HaliPhacks in this week’s contest. 🏆
Congrats, @ACartoonCat! Your tweet was picked as a winner by @HaliPhacks in this week’s contest. 🏆
Not to ruin anyone's day but I truly don't think a lot of people realise how few men actually wash their hands
proof that celebrities are murdering muppets in the name of fashion: thread
There are really only two seasons: soup salad
"Noooo, it has nothing to do with wanting to squish up against boobs why do you ask?" -the guy who invented hugs (probably)
Whoever said the loudest sound was a volcanic eruption clearly never accidently opened Pokemon Go with their phone turned up
I hope this email finds you- Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
christian bale: i am batman christian braille: ⠊ ⠁⠍ ⠃⠁⠞⠍⠁⠝
Hello I just picked my son up from school and thought his teacher was moving to hug me but she was going to hug my son and we ended up in a three person hug and she said “oh okay” so I’m gonna go die now
If this site finally crosses into uninhabitable I'm going to unleash the full contents of my drafts folder to really tip it over the edge
My child has decided that the fridge is haunted because the good snacks keep disappearing. No one tell her otherwise
Celebrate the winners for @ContestThursday @ACartoonCat 🍔 @alisontheread 🥪🥪 @MoMohler 🍣 @StrangerTings5 🍗🍗 @terrip38 🍌 @TheDeducers 🍕 @whoinvitedjon 🥗 @YSylon 🥩
Always listen to @toomanycommas3 kids
i try not to let the fact that my dog has more instagram followers than me affect our relationship.
Me: Are you all blood type IB negative because y'all need to LIGHTEN UP! Jeez. Nurse: Where did you say your medical degree was from again
I have 4 followers on my alt and I’m ready to leave this all behind
lunch time or what i like to call sitting in my car and listening to true crime for thirty minutes.
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26K Followers 22K Following I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.@MickieMarieLove @ContestThursday @ACartoonCat @alisontheread @chicketypoo22 @Cornjerker78 @golubeerji @notincharge7 @Robert_Craig @SvnSxty @YSylon thank you! Congrats to all
These tweets didn't bug anyone but they did win trophies from @ContestThursday 🫂💖 for all of you. @ACartoonCat 🤗 @alisontheread 🤗 @chicketypoo22 🤗 @Cornjerker78 🤗 @golubeerji 🤗 @greek_heanen 🤗 @notincharge7 🤗 @Robert_Craig 🤗 @SvnSxty 🤗🤗 @YSylon 🤗
Congrats, @ACartoonCat! Your tweet was picked as a winner by @HaliPhacks in this week’s contest. 🏆
"Noooo, it has nothing to do with wanting to squish up against boobs why do you ask?" -the guy who invented hugs (probably)
proof that celebrities are murdering muppets in the name of fashion: thread
When an electric toothbrush dies it becomes a regular toothbrush. Just calm down and remember your training.
Don’t mind me, just gonna go around to all the ant hills and make up elaborate stories about their cities and lives.
Hey guys, I’m alive. We’re still holding our breath, waiting for my daughter to see a specialist. My dad has a procedure this morning, so if you could send us some good vibes with that. And also, if y’all don’t mind, some good vibes for my son. He was in the ER last night.
Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.
Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
Not to brag but my nap was so long I was late for my bedtime
Nothing worse than leaving home without your small talk flash cards.
*reading the food nutritional label* oh i’ve made a huge mistake
There's was an upgrade this week to Photoshop Beta's generative AI. You can upload pics to use as a guide for generated images. Anyone know if it can produce images like this, that form a new image if you squint? (have fun picking out all the weirdness in this pic)
I hope this email finds you- Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Survivor: The Dryer Edition. Jeff Probst: The tribe has spoken. Wool sock, it's time to go.
[dumping jar of pennies in front of the IRS] How much not jail can I get with this many moneys?