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David @DBigGreenFish

#longCovid sufferer, hermit, introvert, video gamer, misses having fishtanks, loves my dogs. No MAGA, bigots, etc long Island, NY Joined January 2015
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David @DBigGreenFish

13 minutes ago

I've had low key GERD all night that I can't fet rid of hence it's 6:30am and I still haven't slept.

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

20 hours ago

People seem to be confused. When workers are paid less than a living wage, they’re forced to rely on taxpayer funded social safety nets to survive. That’s not a taxpayer “handout” to workers. That’s a taxpayer handout to corporations.

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

23 hours ago

People seem to be confused. When workers are paid less than a living wage, they’re forced to rely on taxpayer funded social safety nets to survive. That’s not a taxpayer “handout” to workers. That’s a taxpayer handout to corporations.

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Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3

17 hours ago

Removing bicycles from Dutch canals

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David @DBigGreenFish

3 hours ago

Who remembers? I do.

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

11 hours ago

Who remembers? I do.

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David @DBigGreenFish

3 hours ago

Crack crack crack! It's me walking to the bathroom to get tums for my heartburn sounding like a dozen glow sticks being brought to life

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

21 hours ago

Dog helping mommy.. 😅

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley

19 hours ago

If some conservatives are upset about people at Columbia smashing a window and entering a building in protest they should pretend it’s January 6 and ignore it

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Colin Fraser | @colin-fraser.net on bsky @colin_fraser

a day ago

There’s an art to distilling these to the absolute minimal necessary text. The human brain can’t comprehend how stupid these things are without practice.

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Figen @TheFigen_

14 hours ago

A scene of a stingray eating by chance! So cute! 😂

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

a day ago

didn't know bro was chill like that

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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_

15 hours ago

The use of fluoroscopy to capture X-ray images of a dog eating. 🐕

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Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56

10 hours ago

Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up way too fast again.

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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_

14 hours ago

Science is cool. A great example of Chemiluminescence. 😮 Chemiluminescence is the emission of light as the result of a chemical reaction.

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🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰🆂🆂🆈꧂Ⓒⓐⓝⓐⓓⓘⓐⓝ Ⓖⓘⓡⓛ @SassyCanadian0

15 hours ago

Everyone has gambled at least once on a fart and lost in life.

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Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted

20 hours ago

Before coffee my energy level is that of a sloth on ambien

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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_

a day ago

Unsung heroes! 💪🏼 Respect to all the spotters, coaches and support staff who help athletes return home safely. The attention to detail is super impressive. 🫡

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Neil Crump @PyramidHead76

16 hours ago

What's the worst that could happen in a US state park? *Don't say Alan Wake*

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The Simpsons @Simpsons_tweets

21 hours ago

"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty."

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