Paul Reiser @PaulReiser
You know… The guy from the thing with the thing…. Yes you do. Yes you do. paulreiser.com Joined March 2011-
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Hysterical!
Gorgeous! And congrats.
See ya there!
Issue #2 comes out today - go get it! gizmodo.com/paul-reiser-al…
Couldn’t be more proud of you!
Nice!
This gonna be a fun night! Join @MichaelMcDonald in conversation with co-writer @PaulReiser for the launch of WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES at @SymphonySpace on 5/21! For tickets and event info, visit: symphonyspace.org/events/michael…
And who do I run into at #Wondercon yesterday but my #Aliens pals #JeanetteGoldstein @riccoross1 and @realmarkrolston! It seems they’ve forgiven Burke. Maybe.
Probably this fall. Details to come.
Have a great one.
Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes. So far, 68 ain’t bad at all!
Ha. Totally remember that. Got a nice laugh out of Johnny Carson. (Foot’s better now. However everything else hurts.)
Ha. Totally remember that. Got a nice laugh out of Johnny Carson. (Foot’s better now. However everything else hurts.)
(Please note: the 8 track offer was in the realm of “humor.” “Comedy.” Something said “In jest.” NOT, in fact, a legally binding offer. OK… carry on.)
(Please note: the 8 track offer was in the realm of “humor.” “Comedy.” Something said “In jest.” NOT, in fact, a legally binding offer. OK… carry on.)
Wait a second - does anyone have laser disc machines? I think we should thrown in a one of those too. And I’ll chip in an RCA 8 track player!
Wait a second - does anyone have laser disc machines? I think we should thrown in a one of those too. And I’ll chip in an RCA 8 track player!
Let’s say yes. But maybe Cortland.
Let’s say yes. But maybe Cortland.
With Isaiah and Yassir Lester moments before the premier of their VERY funny movie The Gutter. (I’m told I’m still in it. We shall see)
What If you checked out @Marvel's new ALIENS: WHAT IF…? Comic series? What If… Carter Burke lived? What If I was never the bad guy after all? You won’t believe it but what if I told you you’ll have to read to find out.
Well… If it helps, think of it as supporting your local comic book store.
Well… If it helps, think of it as supporting your local comic book store.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
Thank you - and all the lovely people of Batavia. A fun night indeed. Thanks for coming down.
Thank you - and all the lovely people of Batavia. A fun night indeed. Thanks for coming down.
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Cool!!😊 so happy to have finally gotten my copy! #Aliens #WhatIf @Marvel @PaulReiser
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
@mcuban Hey Mark just wondering if you or your corporations pay more than the required taxes in order to pay your fair share, thanks so much
Weather delays have interrupted my travel today. But I have had the most amazing time at a bar with people I have never met. All of whom have been in this airport for almost 8 hours. We are better than our politics. Close to the ground we can be decent and joyful…together.
@PaulReiser in an episode of MadAboutYou, you were walking thru a bar, and patrons were yelling at the basketball game on tv. On your way thru, you said “you know they can’t hear you”. We use that line ALL THE TIME. 😀 Thanks!!
@PaulReiser Mad About You was so good.... I can still hear the song in my head. Actually it helped me learning how to speak English, good times from when I was a teenager. Greetings from a fan from Brazil, @PaulReiser !
@PaulReiser @MichaelMcDonald @SymphonySpace Now we're talking, Paul. I'd fully support you doing more venues like this. I can't make this one, but please keep moving forward on this journey.
Probably this fall. Details to come.
@PaulReiser Happy Birthday! When you last played Phoenix (CB Live) you told us you were tuning up for a comedy special. When and where can I catch it?
@PaulReiser I knew it wasn't a coincidence that I decided to randomly watch Aliens last night! Happy birthday mate
@PaulReiser Happy Birthday, Paul. The wife and I will continue our Mad About You marathon in your honor this evening!
Happy Birthday, Reis, always loved your work.
Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes. So far, 68 ain’t bad at all!
@PaulReiser From ARGENTINA: Happy birthday, Master!
@PaulReiser Happy birthday! 🎈 I'm watching Aliens right now and loving your new Aliens comic 😀
@PaulReiser I've been watching repeat shows of "Mad About You". Got to tell you it's funnier now, that I'm older then before. Thank you for the laughs. We need it more then ever. 😂🇨🇦❤️
@PaulReiser You’re one Sony Watchman away from a solid offer.
Fox says Republicans’ sham impeachment effort against President Biden is “increasingly unlikely” to succeed as more and more Republicans admit they have no evidence
@PaulReiser @Marvel I still remember seeing you on Carson a year or two after Aliens. I had no idea who you were then, but I was like 'damn Carter Burke is funny!'. And I slowwwly grew to like you. Cause I really hated Carter Burke lol.