CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1
LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈 Twitter.com/search/from:cy… Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2019-
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i bought myself 18 tennis balls for valentines day so i could sit in the living room and never get up to find the ball for my dog.
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My kids had to write *their names* on 30 valentines and lamented that this is what it must've been like 'working in a factory'.
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Good news, parched children of the internet. I'm here. I'm Annie-on-the-spot.
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It’s good to have multiple addictions. That way you have a little something to fall back on after the intervention.
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Imagine hooking up with God and everyone still calls you Virgin Mary.
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I'm about to watch Tropic Thunder for the first time and this is my thread
I'm about to watch Tropic Thunder for the first time and this is my thread
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In my 12 years of practicing as a therapist I’ve come to realize that some people really do not need therapy, instead they need community. Legit friendships, associates, peers and family members.
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In high stakes spycraft, no one suspects the clumsy woman. They call me The Black Oops.
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Some quick reactions to the menswear outfits seen tonight at the Golden Globes show. Please note that none of these comments are personal. I'm just reacting to the outfits. 🧵
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Can someone please explain all the fucking harmonica in The Piano Man?
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I feel like maybe relating to Billy Joel songs is peak adulthood.
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The thing that's dangerous about autoimmune stuff is not the meds or the expense of the experimental treatments. It's hope.
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I'm sorry, but if you only 'brought corn for popping' to my house you're not getting invited to anything ever again.
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Hang your stockings and say your prayers sounds like a threat. No thank you.
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My mood wildly vascilates between the mom on Home Alone and the hobo on The Polar Express.
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I don't mean to start anything but why didn't Kevin's mom just rent her own car? It's because she wanted to go in the van with the polka king.
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reading vitamin reviews. so real
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