Picklepuss Pearlykim @pearlykim
Awkward here, awkward there, awkward awkward everywhere x.com/search?q=from%… Here to retweet you Joined June 2007-
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sorry for running at you on all fours i was excited to see you
I like to keep one or two brain cells active just in case
never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride
“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?
actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”
just finished reading all 1.95 trillion tweets on twitter. com
Have you ever hit a pothole so hard that you apologized to your car?
If you want to feel a strong sense of home, get drunk while sleep deprived somewhere far away, and your journey home will be graced with the intensive longing Odysseus had for Ithaca
IM OBSESSED I’ve watched this on a loop 5 times
Just started a new diet where I just eat whatever I want it's called I don't give a shit
kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left
Photos are cool cause they are like now but for later
@AdamSchefter For the love of god, can I get a metallica halftime show before they get too old to perform and I get to old to stay up late enough to watch the fucking thing
Metallica once turned into the best cover band ever - performing songs by Lenny Kravitz, Nirvana, The White Stripes and Michael Jackson for MTV in 2003 🔥
sometimes i feel like my personality only come alive around certain people

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