John Cleese @JohnCleese
Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer bit.ly/JCleeseLive London Joined December 2007-
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What an affectionate fur potato!
Matt Hancock gave a PPE contract to his sisters company which he owned 20% of. Then denied it when confronted and covered up the evidence. In total he has been personally involved in more than £600,000,000 of PPE fraud. Let’s investigate HIS bank account.
If Menzies is not fit to be a Tory and not fit to be an MP, there should be a by election. Professionalism. Integrity. And accountability. That is what Sunak promised. The tank has run dry.
BREAKING: President Biden and the United States stand with the people of Ukraine 🇺🇸🇺🇦
It’s not the rain, it’s not the Victorians. Shocking exposé by @WATERSHED_i reveals water companies blatantly and deliberately maladjust control system to dump sewage into the environment. FFS! 🤬 theguardian.com/environment/20…
Rules, apparently, are only for the “little people”
Rules, apparently, are only for the “little people” https://t.co/8E3XxER4KO
America is back where it should be: Supporting Freedom. But I will for my life never forget that in the Republican group - the party of Reagan - a majority of 112 traitors voted against ! #StandWithUkraine
Ravens are such smart bird!! It looked like he smiled and celebrated after winning the game..
Sick note Simon Case is trending. He suddenly and very conveniently had a #sicknote at the ready to swerve attendance at the #CovidInquiry. His boss, the unelected squatter Rishi Sunak is lecturing the nation on 'sick note culture'. Look closer to home Rishi. #BBCBreakfast
Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.
A party of shopkeepers
A party of shopkeepers
All hail @BrookesTimes 👏👏👏
Ukrainians fighting on the front lines of freedom should not have had to wait so long for this U.S. aid. Today, 311 members of the House defied Trump & the GOP Putin caucus. They voted to stand for freedom against the evil of Putin & his allies in Iran and around the world.
Ukrainians fighting on the front lines of freedom should not have had to wait so long for this U.S. aid. Today, 311 members of the House defied Trump & the GOP Putin caucus. They voted to stand for freedom against the evil of Putin & his allies in Iran and around the world.
@hackinginquiry @TheSun Further to @HackedOffHugh's reluctant out-of-court settlement with @TheSun, here is actress Caroline Quentin, speaking this month, on the absence of justice in these arrangements:
Exclusive: Hacked Off responds as Hugh Grant settles high court claim against @TheSun publisher🧵. “The allegations of burglaries and theft which formed Mr Grant’s claim are devastating. Yet again, rather than see them tested in court, News UK have done everything to avoid…
"I don't care what the doctor said, you're starting work at Nando's first thing tomorrow"
The Boss has spoken. Also, don’t forget to subscribe! dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe
Jesus
Every tabloid in the land has proudly announced that twelve police detectives / officers are currently investigating an alleged tax bill of £1,300. How many officers are investigating the £27 million treasury fraud? And where is our daily tabloid update on progress? Silence.
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I'm not sure @JohnCleese, but was this a hat from the Spanish Inquisition? Saw it at the Vatican museum. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Excited for John Cleese!
Comedy lovers rejoice! 📸 We’re thrilled to welcome @JohnCleese back to San Francisco at the Orpheum Theatre!
Saw John Cleese with one of my oldest friends @jwatson!
I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again, the landmark radio series from @GraemeGarden1, @BillOddie, @JohnCleese, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Jo Kendall, celebrates its 60th anniversary today. comedy.co.uk/radio/im_sorry…
@JohnCleese @broadwaysf @MillsEntertain @CamillaCleese No, I am waiting for the June leg when you will be a ten minute walk away. Have to finish my Knight who says ni costume.
@JohnCleese @broadwaysf @MillsEntertain @CamillaCleese I’m here!
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@JohnCleese I don’t know what you majored in at college but I THANK GOD you went into comedy. You don’t know how badly I needed that. Thank you! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
@JohnCleese @MuellerSheWrote This is ridiculous. I haven’t laughed so much for a very long time. 😂😂😂😂
@JohnCleese I'm wearing chainmail 🙃 every Easter from now on, in your honor. Thank you!
@JohnCleese In my art class in the ‘70s, my desk mate Stan would constantly narrate everything you! He was so good at it. The teacher constantly sent him out of the room to stand outside the door which had a window, so needless to say the fun didn’t stop! We are still good friends!
@JohnCleese @MuellerSheWrote This is just the laugh I needed right now!! This is the first holiday without my dad and I was feeling blue. You helped snap me out of it for a moment. Thank you!
Cleese ❤️ Cheese #MontyPython #FlyingCircus #TV #Sketch #Comedy #JohnCleese #Cheese
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@JohnCleese If only we could pay for a virtual ticket to watch this via Zoom or something when we live outside of London and have no hope of being there. That would be inclusively incredible.
A spring surprise 🌤️ #MontyPython #FlyingCircus #TV #Sketch #Spring #JohnCleese #TerryJones
@JohnCleese it’s spring again, perfect time for silly walks !
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