Larry (DJ Cake)🏴☠️.... @Larry860
The World is my Laboratory and Experiments are on going. I'm from Texas......We been pissing people off since 1836....😉 Cypress, TX Joined August 2010-
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Larry (DJ Cake)🏴☠️.... retweeted
Kill em with kindness.. mainly because my therapist says the other way is wrong.
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You finished your workout, head to the locker room, and then Nickelback comes on......WTF....🤔 Is that the universe's way of saying, "You should have lunch at the strip club."😳
At Home Depot, the guy asked, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes, I'd like to buy a Coolerator." He looked at me like I was speaking Portuguese .... I said,"Look..... it's not that much different than Spanish."
Sunday night 🌙 Shenanigans....
The chickens 🐔 have been Chickening. Go baby girls, Go! Chickening is a real word....🤔 I just can't find it in the Dictionary.....😳
Apparently 🤔 I was trying to join Starfleet Academy✨️....
Would you date someone who...? 1 - No 2 - No 3 - Yes 4 - No 5 - Yes 6 - No 7 - No 8 - I don't know her well enough to answer this honestly.
When I'm not dancing out the sweat at the pop up rave venue....I like the simple songs that speak to me... open.spotify.com/track/0LQtEJt7…
Troublemaker......got caught 😳
Lover's Logic " These taste Twice as good 🤔 At Half Price"...😳
Larry (DJ Cake)🏴☠️.... retweeted
A gloryhole… But for Olive Garden breadsticks. Make it happen @olivegarden
I'm just gonna be fat....🤔 And I'm ok with that...😳
I've never heard any guy say 🤔 We should have bought a smaller TV 📺
Soooooo..... This... is how you Flirt....🤔
A bad day at the beach ⛱️ Beats a good day at home 🏡 Still True 👍
Dear Santa 🎅: I can't attest to being a good boy all year, but one great day should be enough 😌.... Corvettes for Christmas 🎄 ❤️
Wake up.... And smell the coffee ☕️
Laissez les bons temps rouler.... Mardi Gras 2024 - Galveston. TX
Beer and whiskey Mighty Risky Whiskey and Beer Never Fear....
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