just_rebecca @justrebecca3

Retweeting your brilliance, and every now and then sharing a marginally original thought. Came for the pandemic and never left. No, you can’t see my feet. Joined April 2020

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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt

5 days ago

Celebrate Earth Day by getting hotter and more terrible.

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CWFudge @cw_fudge

4 days ago

It's not "fat", they're cuddle cushions.

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M⚡️ @okailydokely

5 days ago

You’re not that funny.

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Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

a week ago

I crack myself up …..a lot.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy

3 weeks ago

Chubby is the new sexy! Hopefully.

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FKA Molly @mistrustme1

3 weeks ago

I have a theory that smart people aren't always funny but funny people are always smart

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Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81

3 weeks ago

The scroll option is fantastic. If I don’t like something, I scroll. If it’s something I don’t agree with or bothers me, I keep scrolling. Pretty wild, I know.

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James Lucas @JamesLucasIT

3 weeks ago

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

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Books and Wine @booksandwine76

4 weeks ago

Wait for it

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just_rebecca @justrebecca3

a month ago

I’m totally subtweeting you. Yes, you.

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Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81

a month ago

I prefer used books over new ones. You can smell the history in its pages.

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just_rebecca @justrebecca3

a month ago

Actual question: What’s the opposite of Christmas music?

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🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕞𝕔𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕨 🌷 @good_vibes_girl

a month ago

them: you were built for this me: if you mean like an ikea bookcase with a few screws loose then sure

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just_rebecca @justrebecca3

a month ago

Just tried to log in for work with my credit card instead of my work ID. And so my day begins. But at least I didn’t call the help desk. Small favors

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Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence

a month ago

Can't. Just heard Nine Inch Nails on an oldies station. Please respect my privacy at this time

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Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81

a month ago

Sometimes, there’s no fucking point. Other times, there probably is and I absolutely miss it.

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girl fieri @realgirl_fieri

a month ago

You cannot check the Taco Bell bag before leaving. You get whatever Taco Bell wants you to have. There is no appeals process.

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just_rebecca @justrebecca3

a month ago

TV weather forecasters should all be 50+. Because at this age aches and pains are more effective weather predictors than computer models.

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine

a month ago

I hope this email never finds you, I hope you find yourself.

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just_rebecca @justrebecca3

a month ago

No need to share the reason you blocked me. If you hadn’t said something I wouldn’t even have noticed.

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Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)

Crissie @CrissieC

42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)

🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl

66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”

🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_

17K Followers 2K Following 🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷‍♀️ Married af

natalayhehoo @highprobably1

38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.

Ammargarita🧜‍♀.. @annmargarita72

64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslanders

Army Veteran, atheist,
here to share some laughs, it's the universal language
I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue
🔥Memphis🔥

tazz @noneofyours99

85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥

Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

12K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN

Fifi @CosmicDreamer6

37K Followers 4K Following Book slinger, Coffee lover, The Office obsessor.

Big fan of tequila, laughter and sleep. Bi wife to one amazing husband. Living life one day at a time. Olympic eyeroller. 🙄 Don't be an asshole.😈😘🌈

Redheads have more fu.. @Nicebutcrazyred

27K Followers 3K Following Big fan of tequila, laughter and sleep. Bi wife to one amazing husband. Living life one day at a time. Olympic eyeroller. 🙄 Don't be an asshole.😈😘🌈

Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy

41K Followers 13K Following Your adorable dork, an extroverted introvert

Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶
Healthcare/frontline worker.
#Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon

🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0

22K Followers 5K Following Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶 Healthcare/frontline worker. #Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon

Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee

18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud

Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs

ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44

57K Followers 6K Following Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs

You Just Roll @youjustroll

43K Followers 22K Following Dad, Husband, Citizen, Veteran.

The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum

39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr

ѕaѕѕy wιғey+мaмa. overcaғғeιnaтed. υnderмedιcaтed. awĸward+anхιoυѕ. an ιnapproprιaтe, ѕιlly lιттle weιrdo. nѕғw. *МaмaNeedѕХanaхAndWιne on ιnѕтa*

Мaмalιcιoυѕ✨ @MamaNeedsXanax

18K Followers 10K Following ѕaѕѕy wιғey+мaмa. overcaғғeιnaтed. υnderмedιcaтed. awĸward+anхιoυѕ. an ιnapproprιaтe, ѕιlly lιттle weιrdo. nѕғw. *МaмaNeedѕХanaхAndWιne on ιnѕтa*

JP 🍍 @JPLFR80

39K Followers 9K Following Help the dogs: https://t.co/E0c3vqvGWI

Granite Man 🏴󠁧�.. @GraniteDhuine

18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.

𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge

66K Followers 18K Following Coffee please -`ღ´- https://t.co/OMVnn385QH

Joseph Joel @Joseph_Joel_

635 Followers 2K Following Passive aggressively making eye contact with people who don’t put away their shopping carts.

Actor/Musician in Burbank
Back on Twitter, been gone for a minute working in some projects. Looking to have fun - DM's are open - Will send pics on request

BlkRod818 ♠️ @BlkRod818

1 Followers 85 Following Actor/Musician in Burbank Back on Twitter, been gone for a minute working in some projects. Looking to have fun - DM's are open - Will send pics on request

agittarius @RunawaySexbot

42 Followers 77 Following Often full of sh1t. Occasionally full of stars. Not your type.

Ann @annos0621

55 Followers 727 Following 🇮🇳 🇨🇦. I like nsfw confessions.

darryn skeete @DarrynDaSpirit

540 Followers 2K Following i'm a poet/ music enthusiast. Don't know what more I can say. Bless up

X❤Danomaly❤️X @DatWalshGurl

1K Followers 1K Following Kindness is free-sprinkle that shit everywhere. I'm a super hero on here.. I am not a bot.. Here is my cashapp name..

Tiffany @DeepBlueTiffane

365 Followers 1K Following Your mom goes to Band Camp

#justiceforaaroncarter
#mjvictims

perfect angel

Look into my eyes; you're killing me
All I wanted was you

jova trendy jex jarly ally zende runa

she/her

Tua 😝 @tuperfectangel

2K Followers 5K Following #justiceforaaroncarter #mjvictims perfect angel Look into my eyes; you're killing me All I wanted was you jova trendy jex jarly ally zende runa she/her

Elon Musk @EMusk71263

201 Followers 4K Following ECO Twitter🐦 Space 🚀 Earth 🌎 Angel 😇 investor I Tesla model companies 🇺🇲❤️❤️❤️

Keanu Reeve @ReevesKean60290

4 Followers 90 Following Interactive Account

38. Mom/gf/antifa chaos organizer. Using calculatus eliminatus like a boss. Nervous but likes cheese. Parking lot enthusiast. 🎣 obsessed. she/her.

The name is Krinklebi.. @SuchAHeather

1K Followers 4K Following 38. Mom/gf/antifa chaos organizer. Using calculatus eliminatus like a boss. Nervous but likes cheese. Parking lot enthusiast. 🎣 obsessed. she/her.

Bridget 🤪 @Bridget5808

3 Followers 488 Following Looking fоr sоme unfоrgеttablе mоments

vitaliyklitscho @vitaliyklitscho

322 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇦💓🇺🇦 https://t.co/cVglykC3ob you can DM me in telegram. we fight for peace Ukraine belong to us and someday we will liberated

Bruce Hampton @hampton_br28509

60 Followers 323 Following

Jules Legend @MombodLegend

792 Followers 2K Following 33/4’11/38FF ♡ All natural, curvy AF mom bod with a warm slutty center.

MODERN ARTFULL BURLES.. @feetforchaching

Baden Henderson @badenhendersom

1 Followers 60 Following

Anne Scottlin @AnneScottlin

123K Followers 87K Following THE PODCAST MAESTRO!🎙️Award-Winning Show Host and Coach🏆 Best-Selling Author📕 Social Entrepreneur🌍 Practical Philosopher🧐

This is my third..TwitterX..My Name is Chris from South West Florida Gulf Coastal area..Christian..Constitution..MAGA.TRUMP Financials Market Analysis, Trading

Christruth&justice @ChristruthJ

4K Followers 6K Following This is my third..TwitterX..My Name is Chris from South West Florida Gulf Coastal area..Christian..Constitution..MAGA.TRUMP Financials Market Analysis, Trading

still hate dms, tea towels, and men that force me to leave them in florida. still love wine, missionary, and people that follow here 👇🏼

bubbles comma swanky @swankybubbles_

200 Followers 112 Following still hate dms, tea towels, and men that force me to leave them in florida. still love wine, missionary, and people that follow here 👇🏼

Gin, Joints, and Wine @WeedWineMomma

10K Followers 2K Following all the best stuff is on my snap and that’s where I chat - DMs for inquiries only — 18+ MDNI 😘

iamquiteadorable ✨ @adorableinNE

83K Followers 3K Following Pizza snob 🍕I am a keeper 🐝. Threads & IG: sabrina_take2

Ousman Fatty @OusmanF73287461

717 Followers 5K Following My real name is Ousman fatty am born in December 10 1995 in the Gambia 🇬🇲 https://t.co/eYg8ePUxqi

AFRO DEE ZZAKK @AfroDeeZzAck

844 Followers 3K Following “.... ... ......”

blake @Shadow_ninja143

13 Followers 2K Following Add me on snap freaky females only i20DREAM02i

Daniel Anderson @DanielAnde27809

80 Followers 371 Following

Jeffrey @Jeffrey7882770

383 Followers 3K Following I am honest am kind I love God and I trust in God.

Mark Beretta OAM is an Australian journalist, best known as a sports reporter on Seven Network program Sunrise, he has an officer in the Australia Army

Mark Beretta @mark_beretta525

39 Followers 187 Following Mark Beretta OAM is an Australian journalist, best known as a sports reporter on Seven Network program Sunrise, he has an officer in the Australia Army

I'm just here for the laughs. I add men and women. I'm not trying to sleep with either of you. (unless your bed is really comfortable.) #torturedpoets

NotJustSomeNitTwit �.. @ImJstSumNitTwit

1K Followers 4K Following I'm just here for the laughs. I add men and women. I'm not trying to sleep with either of you. (unless your bed is really comfortable.) #torturedpoets

Screenwriter/author in progress (he/him)
new blog https://t.co/jVHftFJdZb

I run @Arena_Contest account

header by @RiotGrlErin

𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣�.. @Shinikage221

2K Followers 3K Following Screenwriter/author in progress (he/him) new blog https://t.co/jVHftFJdZb I run @Arena_Contest account header by @RiotGrlErin

Robbrydges @michaelsco294

248 Followers 537 Following Fun to chat. always 😁

was here before..maybe here for a while..leafs, jays, Seahawks..here for laughs, and a good time..enjoy the ride...justask. where you think i am 🇨🇦

mike @miketheleafsfan

2K Followers 748 Following was here before..maybe here for a while..leafs, jays, Seahawks..here for laughs, and a good time..enjoy the ride...justask. where you think i am 🇨🇦

Fill every day by learning something about the world, and yourself. Yes, this is just a distraction from the stars I long for but cannot touch.

Foxybot @Foxybot0812day1

1K Followers 4K Following Fill every day by learning something about the world, and yourself. Yes, this is just a distraction from the stars I long for but cannot touch.

My nose is trained to stay in its own yard. Educated not Indoctrinated or Castrinated. Common sense Guy. Blue-collar by choice. Framing Carpenter.

Ben Bastardson @TheNkuckleHead

812 Followers 2K Following My nose is trained to stay in its own yard. Educated not Indoctrinated or Castrinated. Common sense Guy. Blue-collar by choice. Framing Carpenter.

PapaT... DO NOT D.M.! @TadBasser069

4K Followers 5K Following Direct Service Professional MAGA ✌️🇺🇲 God Bless America!! DO NOT DM ME... DON'T BE A DUMBFUCK.

vicente LUCAS @vicentelucas45

3K Followers 5K Following 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 I love my country and I love my job🇺🇸

🇺🇸J Jay🇺🇸 @iilbitofmayhem

228 Followers 203 Following Live…love…Family First. #USA🇺🇸 #NYG #NYR #NYK #NYY #SU2C #1A #2A No DM’s

CainMac.com | Cain Ma.. @Cain_WTF_

6K Followers 4K Following Music @ https://t.co/dhZVKcibq3 Genre: I make music about things where words fail. Politics: https://t.co/brteu13GbU

*Ominous music plays*

Hashtag Writer/Host: @AcronymAlts Co-host: @SpookyTags 👻#Horror @KickAssPopUps. TakenAF 🤘🥂
@SundaySpeakEazy 😔

Pam @PammyJC

13K Followers 10K Following *Ominous music plays* Hashtag Writer/Host: @AcronymAlts Co-host: @SpookyTags 👻#Horror @KickAssPopUps. TakenAF 🤘🥂 @SundaySpeakEazy 😔

Crissie @CrissieC

42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)

🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl

66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”

🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_

17K Followers 2K Following 🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷‍♀️ Married af

natalayhehoo @highprobably1

38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.

Ammargarita🧜‍♀.. @annmargarita72

64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslanders

tazz @noneofyours99

85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥

Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

12K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN

Fifi @CosmicDreamer6

37K Followers 4K Following Book slinger, Coffee lover, The Office obsessor.

Redheads have more fu.. @Nicebutcrazyred

27K Followers 3K Following Big fan of tequila, laughter and sleep. Bi wife to one amazing husband. Living life one day at a time. Olympic eyeroller. 🙄 Don't be an asshole.😈😘🌈

Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy

41K Followers 13K Following Your adorable dork, an extroverted introvert

🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0

22K Followers 5K Following Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶 Healthcare/frontline worker. #Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon

Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee

18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud

You Just Roll @youjustroll

43K Followers 22K Following Dad, Husband, Citizen, Veteran.

The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum

39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr

JP 🍍 @JPLFR80

39K Followers 9K Following Help the dogs: https://t.co/E0c3vqvGWI

Granite Man 🏴󠁧�.. @GraniteDhuine

18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.

𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge

66K Followers 18K Following Coffee please -`ღ´- https://t.co/OMVnn385QH

Amy Colleen @sewistwrites

11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.

8th grade English teacher, cyclist, exmo, have the 3 cutest kids in the world. Single dad. PhD, New Testament, 2018. Wal-Mart Travolta, apparently.

Alan Farnes @AlanFarnes

2K Followers 582 Following 8th grade English teacher, cyclist, exmo, have the 3 cutest kids in the world. Single dad. PhD, New Testament, 2018. Wal-Mart Travolta, apparently.

bubbles comma swanky @swankybubbles_

200 Followers 112 Following still hate dms, tea towels, and men that force me to leave them in florida. still love wine, missionary, and people that follow here 👇🏼

James Lucas @JamesLucasIT

343K Followers 9K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter

derek guy @dieworkwear

798K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter

Bones 🇨🇦 @Wititup

2K Followers 2K Following I sometimes say the first thing that pops in my head and it always gets me in trouble. - I also- 📸 for fun… #Billsmafia 🔱

KrispyKreme 💜🍒 @Kristinaann1031

24K Followers 4K Following When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better 💜 NSFW https://t.co/INkYlE6vMQ

Ellie MayNotCare @CritterX2

468 Followers 521 Following alt for @SheilaBx2 when X does dumb $hit #jailed

@jakethegr86 is the love of my life ❤️‍🔥 mother of cats♡ ily Layla🐾 80s hair bands, sports, spicy food, animals, and ASMR are my true loves ~ destiny is all

𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔞 .. @pinkmagiclala

91K Followers 11K Following @jakethegr86 is the love of my life ❤️‍🔥 mother of cats♡ ily Layla🐾 80s hair bands, sports, spicy food, animals, and ASMR are my true loves ~ destiny is all

Salsabeard @Whiskeynsalsa

607 Followers 421 Following this abyss needs more booze and junk

ꨄ 𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓷�.. @smalltownegirl

11K Followers 2K Following 𝘖𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦 ✫ 𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

Second verse, same as the first. Still just a dumb guy with dumb opinions. Still just trying to make the world a better place. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 Go Browns!

Craig More or Less @CraigTake2

177 Followers 255 Following Second verse, same as the first. Still just a dumb guy with dumb opinions. Still just trying to make the world a better place. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 Go Browns!

MC -Jay 💙🇨🇦 @DarcyGrabovski

120 Followers 618 Following Leafs , True Crime , Music , foodie and dog walker 🦮

Southern Liberal Democrat. Advocates Equal/Civil/Parental Rights.Adj. Prof of Social/Political Sci,Alumni The Citadel,Ret:SC Ky US Gov, BarrenCounty Ky🇺🇸

Scott David Fricano @ScottDFricano

959 Followers 2K Following Southern Liberal Democrat. Advocates Equal/Civil/Parental Rights.Adj. Prof of Social/Political Sci,Alumni The Citadel,Ret:SC Ky US Gov, BarrenCounty Ky🇺🇸

Ole' Blue @bigoldhoundog

378 Followers 474 Following I stand for freedom and liberty. God bless our military and God bless America's patriots! I ain't never caught a rabbit

Dad. Beer drinker. Life saver. In that order. Minus the life saver part.
@2FoolsDrinking Podcast will melt your brain.
Business Inquiries: 867-5309 x7

#ThePrincessBride @TheStraightHops

3K Followers 645 Following Dad. Beer drinker. Life saver. In that order. Minus the life saver part. @2FoolsDrinking Podcast will melt your brain. Business Inquiries: 867-5309 x7

Evan @torontosports67

953 Followers 812 Following Good Passion. Happy returns.

loyal people take things more personally because they never would off done that shit to you 😎

#ynwa #edsheeran #eminem #oasis 🎶

sir paul the plastere.. @Paulbaldy007

10K Followers 11K Following loyal people take things more personally because they never would off done that shit to you 😎 #ynwa #edsheeran #eminem #oasis 🎶

TheWasp @finewtever

125 Followers 98 Following alt but I’m not telling you from whom 😏

Granite Man 2.0 🏴�.. @man_granite

532 Followers 478 Following You can't keep a good Granite Man down. Backup for @GraniteDhuine

Totally inappropriate with a dark sense of humor. Sometimes sweet, mostly just a rambling mind. Poetry, quotes & jokes.
Cash app: $BrittyBitchy

BitchyBritt @BrittyHellFire

9K Followers 3K Following Totally inappropriate with a dark sense of humor. Sometimes sweet, mostly just a rambling mind. Poetry, quotes & jokes. Cash app: $BrittyBitchy

🥁The Lonely Side o.. @S00n3r_B0rn

384 Followers 260 Following Lover of music. NSFW. I’m as comfortable as your favorite sweater on a cold, dreary morning, except more flattering. Percussive Dweeb. Drop in and sit a spell.

Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack

11K Followers 5K Following duck, duck, goose

Hanging with the rais.. @TheHappySlut1

30K Followers 4K Following it leads you here despite your destination

Trad Hag Jess @BogHagJess

3K Followers 1K Following Little Edie alt ego account. Probably has cats. Hundreds of them. #IIH (dx 2020).

I don't know I just tweet here| Daddy has my heart and soul | Bi | 18+| She/Her/Hers |Heart of Gold Sweet Sassy Smart Assey| Mental Health Advocate | Check pin

What Kaity Did💋�.. @watk8edid

Bae West @mommywhitfield

11K Followers 4K Following 'Let them eat cake,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette. @fatanddumb1984 supplies my orgasms

Censored Girl @Girl_Censored

22K Followers 2K Following I say things. 18+ please. https://t.co/DDYywOg2rA

🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 @persnickety102

475 Followers 1K Following Navy vet. Father of 2. Humbled. Bengals fan. Music snob. ♋️ Still searching for my path. Dog lover.

Chris @citehchris

10K Followers 2K Following do not ask me to elaborate

Lee @LeePII74

788 Followers 873 Following It’s meeeee Leeeee! Don’t follow me if you ain’t above eighteeeeeen! 😂

🌒🌕🌘 Boy mom of 3 🧩 ♓️ *Flip Flops & Thick Thighs* Metalhead 🌅Ca Raised | Wife @bopponomics | Spaces @bullishblondes | Kinda Brainy | Retirement Home

Shontose @Shontose

4K Followers 5K Following 🌒🌕🌘 Boy mom of 3 🧩 ♓️ *Flip Flops & Thick Thighs* Metalhead 🌅Ca Raised | Wife @bopponomics | Spaces @bullishblondes | Kinda Brainy | Retirement Home

Bella 🌺🏖 @BellaBeBeaching

1K Followers 993 Following Somewhere between heaven and hell I found myself.

Afghan vet. Sorta ran for president. Houser of homeless vets @VCP_HQ, bestselling author, pod host @Majority54, baseball player @KCHustlers. Aspiring super dad.

Jason Kander @JasonKander

358K Followers 3K Following Afghan vet. Sorta ran for president. Houser of homeless vets @VCP_HQ, bestselling author, pod host @Majority54, baseball player @KCHustlers. Aspiring super dad.

Josh Weaver @FourFourHipHop

2K Followers 5K Following Probably overthinking.

Empress @Hope_ology

15K Followers 15K Following We are only not hypocrites in our sleep -Hazlitt :Free Lance: :Misfit: #NotUrInfluencer

TL Cox @tl_cox

2K Followers 3K Following Opinions are my own.

Jess 🌵💙🥴 @jessiejess1228

8K Followers 5K Following 💙 Black Lives Matter 💙 Snooty cheese whore 💙 Ass that won't quit, and neither will my anxiety 💙 Pronouns: She/Her 💙

#NSFW! 🚫Minors. 420💨 Married to @chrisismyname87💍#NFL #CowboysNation⭐ #ChiefsKingdom 🏈🚫DM #WWE #RKO #Rhea💪I repost A LOT! #Taurus ♉ #Liberal🌊

🌻Heather🌻 @BoobsNAnxiety

12K Followers 11K Following #NSFW! 🚫Minors. 420💨 Married to @chrisismyname87💍#NFL #CowboysNation⭐ #ChiefsKingdom 🏈🚫DM #WWE #RKO #Rhea💪I repost A LOT! #Taurus ♉ #Liberal🌊

DontThinkSo🏳️‍.. @dontthinkso4

11K Followers 11K Following 🏳️‍🌈Lesbian🏳️‍🌈she/her🌈LGBTQIA🌈AVI is me💅🏻Femme4Femme💅🏻We are both the girl in the relationship, that’s kinda the point🌈Married🌈👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻💍💍❤️💋

𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench

5K Followers 736 Following Friendly funeral home binch. Being alive is weird. AHOY!

Worst Cass Scenario @WorstCassie

17K Followers 8K Following I don't know why Girls Gone Mild never took off.

TotallyLikeable @TotallyLikeable

606 Followers 1K Following A real-life cautionary tale. Voted Worst Jokes award in high school, so expect quality 🇨🇦

kyra @queenoffolly

249 Followers 275 Following she/her | DSA🌹 | baby yoda evangelist | aspiring stay at home cat mom | emotionally vacant 🌫

Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny

14K Followers 2K Following Big heart and laugh at my own jokes. DON'T BE A DICK. My tweets here: https://t.co/M93dCbeBgG

Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4K Followers 2K Following Avi by @shapesincommon. Book lover, gamer, cat wrangler, autoimmune fighter. Tweets: https://t.co/6qiuUppdAb

death angel @angel_0f_deathx

109K Followers 1K Following pied piper of ass | gym enjoyer | switch ⛓️ MDNI🔞

Ms. Mouth Hugs, Danie.. @DanielleLuvsBJs

27K Followers 20K Following Rock, all things metal. #SkittlesQueen... @Giants fan.. #KCCO 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏿 💋my only account.

everything is not ok @dimestorenerd

20K Followers 1K Following

Bones 🇨🇦 @Wititup

11 hours ago

Happy Friday … 😀 -I hope the sun is shining down on you today 💛☀️📸☕️

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Trixie Swallows @GlitturTitts

a day ago

Everyone have that person on social media always going through a struggle and needing others to donate money? Yeah. Don’t be that person.

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M⚡️ @okailydokely

2 days ago

I made the mistake of forgetting who I was, but I can slowly feel myself coming back.

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Samuel @Sammy_1999_

4 days ago

Happy Earth day. I absolutely love this planet with all her mountains, glaciers, trees, oceans, and diverse landscapes. She truly is a marvel among the universe, let's take better care of her.

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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt

5 days ago

Celebrate Earth Day by getting hotter and more terrible.

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CWFudge @cw_fudge

4 days ago

It's not "fat", they're cuddle cushions.

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Anthony @Bookandgun

5 days ago

circa 2014

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M⚡️ @okailydokely

5 days ago

You’re not that funny.

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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

5 days ago

i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread

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Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

a week ago

I crack myself up …..a lot.

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Here are 29 of my most favourite British words to add to your vocabulary for maximum insult effectiveness: 1. Wankspangle 2. Plonkerbuns 3. Twatwaffle 4. Faffywaddle 5. Blokeybollocks 6. Knobtrumpet 7. Arsebiscuits 8. Shagwizard 9. Tittypotamus 10. Fucktrumpet 11. Jizzweasel 12.…

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Doth @DothTheDoth

a week ago

Happy birthday Tim Curry, you spooky little bitch

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Emily ™ @emily_tweets

a week ago

@LordOfFuckery @hellpatrolfckry @justrebecca3 @vampireskwrl @mistressfannie @BadCovid19 @dealwithit2510 @iluvtacos0822 @sweatsntopknots @bgschnikelfritz @AwkwardEmpress @Hope_ology @okailydokely @piccolobutt Explain this tweet to me, please and thanks. 😜

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Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt

a week ago

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James, The Jerk Face @LordOfFuckery

a week ago

Women I never need to mansplain too.@hellpatrolfckry @justrebecca3 @vampireskwrl @mistressfannie The ones I often need to. @BadCovid19 @dealwithit2510 @iluvtacos0822 @sweatsntopknots @bgschnikelfritz @AwkwardEmpress Then these three🙄 @Hope_ology @okailydokely @piccolobutt

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Arry Pottah🇨🇦 @13murphy66

2 weeks ago

Connery: I'll take Le Tits Now for $200. Trebek: It's "Let it Snow," and you're a moron.

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Samuel @Sammy_1999_

2 weeks ago

Beauty and tranquility.

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Stephen 🪿 @iamstphn

2 weeks ago

I was doing a weekly shop which I’m not a fan of. I hate it when people leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot. It's so lazy and inconsiderate. I always return my cart to the designated area, even when I'm shoplifting.

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Alan Farnes @AlanFarnes

2 weeks ago

My students said that I look like John Travolta and I vehemently disagreed with them. Then they googled him and showed me the picture they had in mind and, reader, I was not prepared. 1/

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Kate Lister @k8_lister

2 weeks ago

My brother is in the military. He has completed all survival training, including swimming 30m through a vertical tube full of water in the dark. Today he took his 12yo daughter & 4 of her tweenage friends to the Meadowhall Shopping Centre ON HIS OWN. He’s the bravest man I know.