Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

Avi by @shapesincommon. Book lover, gamer, cat wrangler, autoimmune fighter. Tweets: https://t.co/6qiuUppdAb Joined January 2015

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Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4 years ago

Nothing like a call from a specialist the Monday morning after a holiday weekend saying “she wants you to get this ultrasound IMMEDIATELY “ to put some pep in your step.

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Wrong Bot @yrwrong

4 years ago

Everything you know about Steve Perry is wrong.

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Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4 years ago

A lime shortage? Really?

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Is it omicron or delta or your period or a cold or flu or allergies or anxiety or long covid or perimenopause or food poisoning or migraine or a tumor (“it’s not a tumor”) or PTSD or parenting is just so hard lolol or too much sitting and screen time and stress or IS IT COVID or

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'ti Reynard @tiReynard

4 years ago

Peaceful Solstice Eve to All ✨🎄✨

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Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4 years ago

No matter how good the hotel bed is, there’s nothing like climbing back in my own bed that first night home.

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Marly @VerbsRProudest

4 years ago

That’s a modern thing. You could take out the tense “Should I cut the red wire or the blue wire?” scene in any movie & substitute the person having to get CAPTCHA right on the first try or else & my anxiety level would be even worse.

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Benny 'Mostly Polish' Rollins @citizenkawala

4 years ago

I get about 800 likes. It takes me 700 tweets. But I get em.

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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

4 years ago

All French women dance the can-can. More French facts as I get them.

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Benny 'Mostly Polish' Rollins @citizenkawala

4 years ago

I enjoy very little, to be perfectly frank with you. Since coming out of of lockdown, I don't go anywhere. I literally only go to gym and to work. That's all it took to make me happy.

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

4 years ago

Will you people get out of my way what is your problem

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Benny 'Mostly Polish' Rollins @citizenkawala

4 years ago

New guy at work is in his 20s. I don't understand a single God damn fuckin thing he is talking about.

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Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4 years ago

I don’t upgrade phones until the old one is useless. Soooo every time I get a new phone it’s multiple gens ahead of my last phone. There’s always new things they do that freak me out and make me think I broke my new phone.

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Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4 years ago

I have discovered with my mom living here that I hate repeating myself more than just about anything. Projectile vomit or repeat myself? Hold my mop. Stub my toe or repeat myself? Sorry little pig.