Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid
genx southern-fried psalms and proverbs |pop https://t.co/QvykFxQYaC recent https://t.co/r6wsrNZ3K3 instagram.com/seamusoflaughe… I'm not a hard man to find Joined October 2014-
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boss: you’re fired me: [like a movie director] CUT…CUT… ok try again but this time don’t say that
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It’s a mixed bag being an independent contractor: will I finally get paid today? If I fall off a ladder and am writhing on the ground, will passersby think I’m David Byrne? At what temperature does the human heart melt? & etc etc…
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We experience this dark passage towards the Light, together
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Shoutout to fiestaware – sturdy dishes that remain whole in spite of all the abuse they’ve taken over the years
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I am physically tired but mentally I am thinking of weird ways to say the word literature.
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I just wanna live long enough to be arrested by a robot
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put that fucking onus where it belongs
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me: pass me that book, Mark Mark: no. i don’t wanna lose my place me: well maybe u should invent something that saves your place in a book, Mark Mark: u mean like a place-holder or a page-keeper or a spot-returner or a
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I could never be a salesman. I’d be like nothing will make you happy.
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At some point, Tommy wrote on the back of this shingle that 3/8ths red cedars were $10/bundle. I can only imagine he wrote this sometime during the American Revolution
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Everything is a big deal to kids, like the time a giant bird took my dad from the beach and dropped him way out in the water.
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there’s nothing sadder than wilted lettuce . ok, maybe losing your job or getting divorced or stubbing your toe, but, still, wilted lettuce. c’mon
we've come full circle; all these corporate apps and digital services can be replaced by one chicago bookie and a giant chalkboard
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[first time camping] where can i find naturally occurring shots of fireball
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Not so much wistful as wist adjacent
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She looked like the kind of gal who had very few spiderwebs in the back of her bass amp, if I may be so bold.
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The only thing holding back my mini-golf game is my excellent long-game.
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Bean Curling @BeanCurling
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Kevin Francis Aurslan.. @ktbresnahan
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1K Followers 3K Following Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then, by God, do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen.@kicau_maniamewah
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Paul Heintzleman @paulheintzleman
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The Bearded Bastard. .. @BevrdedBvstvrd
1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has to vent somehow. welcome to my verbal cesspool.
Vince Vatter @VinceVatter
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
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37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
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21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Pru @prufrockluvsong
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
19K Followers 182 Following ELON MUSK IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND TRANSPHOBE: https://t.co/NCBoblquUZ…
❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
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M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡ @TheSoulShadow
23K Followers 15K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧/G\. 45. Dad. 🇺🇸Veteran. Capricorn. ISTJ. MDD. PTSD .Espresso, Cigars, and Scotch #YNWA #GoGators "Words woven into art, poetry writer's heart"-MM
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
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Silvermander @silvermander
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Vince Vatter @VinceVatter
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Namessta @Ihonoryourmess
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CoCo @ambientaware
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amanda brown @amandabrowncat
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Londo 🇺🇦 @Londo8313
2K Followers 4K Following Democrat. No MAGA. Avatar is Porter Rockwell. I used to look like him. Failed preacher. DISABILITY RIGHTS. Wheelchair. Neurotic book reader. Bicycles. UNF!
furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 454 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
N.C. Wildlife @NCWildlife
15K Followers 479 Following Since 1947, the N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission has been dedicated to the conservation and sustainability of the state’s fish and wildlife resources.
Tim the Invisible @tkopics
508 Followers 3K Following Almost entirely comprised of retweets that amuse or anger me.
shea @_skyenapped
520 Followers 590 Following mr. james & steven nightingale 💍 5.18.23 | swiftie since '06 | protector of mike ross | defender of warren fox
Xenochrony @xenochrony
145 Followers 353 Following Just another tomato can on the slow train to Palookaville. he/him (avi credit Charles Rue Woods) https://t.co/TK2lKs7IN0
Lucky lady @Bahstonlady
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machine yearning engi.. @confusionm8trix
2K Followers 3K Following statistics, music, birding, poetry, baseball, philosophy, the sublime
M. Victoria Navajas C.. @AlmaNavajasC
10K Followers 10K Following In Operation Condor a medic refused to kill unarmed citizens, so military killed him, took his fam, sold his kid to infiltrating forces. I'm proud to be his kid
🌻Heather🌻 @BoobsNAnxiety
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Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 831 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjda
horizonviceversa @waterviceversa
591 Followers 1K Following 🪡embroidery&🧶knitting….📖📖📖books💗…I wonder if I will drift and wander to the pages of your words,…keep them open ||Nooooo spam, pornbot, net-rightwinger
Jim Souhan @SouhanStrib
52K Followers 58K Following Jim Souhan is a Star Tribune columnist. His podcasts can be found at https://t.co/xlcGZL6hqw
𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 .. @blueeyesgreene
12K Followers 3K Following let's get out of here ☁️: https://t.co/FXCn4TBLu7 more tweets @ link ⤵️
Myandra's Mesmeric �.. @MyandraM
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kenzi @kenzianidiot
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Deb @BadMommy4U
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JSlower @CooleyJscooley
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Morning Has Broken �.. @Carolina_Pines1
6K Followers 6K Following Lynne here. 🇺🇸🇺🇦Please join me @ https://t.co/cdvquVXUC5. #Fibromyalgia #BreastCancer #LGBTQ #TwitterDiaspora #NoDMs
Jen @JGirltotheNorth
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Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
12K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN@BeanCurling Sooo much shit-talking x.com/seamussaid/sta…
the owl's distinctive call allows them to communicate over distances spanning 800 meters but they usually just talk shit about bats
Once upon a time, in a little house in the woods...
boss: you’re fired me: [like a movie director] CUT…CUT… ok try again but this time don’t say that
It’s a mixed bag being an independent contractor: will I finally get paid today? If I fall off a ladder and am writhing on the ground, will passersby think I’m David Byrne? At what temperature does the human heart melt? & etc etc…
Don’t accept condolences about gun violence from any politician who is in a position to prevent it and does nothing. The shooting at UNC is another painful reminder that we let our kids pay the price for grown-ups who refuse to lead.
@PConPolitics @JeffJacksonNC Absolutely! It's one of the reasons we need to keep Jeff in Congress.
@JeffJacksonNC “Just looking at the history of my state, when my party could draw the map, they cheated.” This kind of straight forward honesty is such a breath of fresh air, I swear.
@JeffJacksonNC If they squeeze out your district, there might be a silver lining. Our nation is in desperate need of leadership like yours. If they do it, aim higher and run for a higher office. I want to be able to vote for you for President after Biden’s second term.
@JeffJacksonNC I think Marc Elias is working on a case to ensure the NC maps are fairly drawn. That guy is a godsend I swear. At any rate, good luck Mr. Jackson.
@JeffJacksonNC Whatever you need we are with you.
Here comes redistricting in NC. They’ve made it clear I’m a target. Here’s what to expect:
We experience this dark passage towards the Light, together
@seamussaid You should bring this one with you. It's one of my very favorites
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