Paul @Grommit56
My dogs, golf, work, general stupidity. Same @ everywhere https://t.co/AJUSJolsUN The Gem City. Joined October 2008-
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I once told an 8th grade student that I wanted to read his mom’s books sometime, not even knowing what she wrote. It’s been 14 years & I still think about how I told a middle schooler that I wanted to read his mom’s erotic novels.
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A third of my life has been me trying to get autistics to eat vegetables.
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Missionary so I can ask if you're mad at me
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employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
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In other news, old locust trees flow like a river to the sea
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[collecting sweat] lol your secrete is safe with me
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bought some new bras and panties today. hopefully this will motivate the rays to do better tonight. if not, hey- new bras and panties.
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Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
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Trump couldn't debate a second grader, wake the fuck up
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The upside of doing cocaine, I found out my neighbors garden gnome is a good listener.
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Tell her she looks, “Fine.” Women love that.
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I tried that but I wasn't even sure that's how you spell it.
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What happens when you fold down the corner to mark your place is that it’s your book and none of my business.
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I wonder how many times I'm gonna get poison ivy taking pictures this year.
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Putting on readers after an hour of squinting is orgasmic.
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Didn't win the lottery. Not a puppy shooting, Corey Lewandowski fucking piece of garbage. Perspective.
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Women: “Eww, he’s bald, I’m not dating him.” Also women: “This is my new hairless cat, isn’t he the cutest?”
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She murdered her puppy, wrote about it, and called it worthless. This has nothing to do with politics. She’s a psychopath with a $200 haircut
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I still get excited that I get to live in a universe where we get LeVar Burton as the Reading Rainbow guy AND Geordi La Forge.
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A third of my life has been me trying to get autistics to eat vegetables.
How old am I? Post-Truman... Pre-Kennedy - that's all you're getting
I cut several inches off of my hair all over. I’m pretty sure one side is longer than the other and that I still have a bunch of split ends, but home haircuts are fun, so OH WELL. 😅
Was anyone going to tell me??
Post a selfie from your Gallery and turn it black and white
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🤍 Let’s see them !! 🫶🏼
Let’s be clear. The monsters are everywhere now in the GOP. From Trump the rapist, to gravel pit governors like Noem, to ghouls in statehouses with their total abortion bans, to the literal Nazis marching in West Virginia today. We must fight to keep the monsters out.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
In other news, old locust trees flow like a river to the sea
[collecting sweat] lol your secrete is safe with me
[Waking up blissfully, knowing I have a week off from work to enjoy myself] *Period cramps at 4.30 a.m
bought some new bras and panties today. hopefully this will motivate the rays to do better tonight. if not, hey- new bras and panties.
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
Trump couldn't debate a second grader, wake the fuck up
My couch and I are like this 🤞
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