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Come out and support our Sixers on Thursday. Our @sixers Fans are the Best and will prove it Thursday. Guys go fight and win on Thursday. Doc
A society that cares about it’s individuals Is made up of individuals that care about their society
Did you ever notice that “pigeon” has the word “pig” in it?
Instead of obedience school, I sent my dog to med school so he could learn to heel himself.
Socrates: What am I tasting in this, fennel? Crito: Hemlock Socrates: No not Hemlock. Anise maybe? Crito: Pretty sure it's Hemlock.
Sorry I’ve been irritable for the past few always.
Me: I always imagine the worst-case scenario. And when things go well, I can always find a downside to fixate on. Interviewer: Um, okay…and a weakness?
Thank you for calling customer service. Please listen carefully to the following 27 options, none of which will be even remotely related to the reason for your call.
Shush. I have the talking stick.
I’m like the Energizer Bunny only with generic batteries
Doctor: How’d you get these scars all over your legs? Me: Dorito crumbs in my bed
Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet. Me: I know enough people.
Coworker casually threw into conversation “dessert soups” and everyone kept talking but I didn’t hear another word.
If LeBron was added to this Sixers team and played along side Embid and Maxey would that be a strong championship contender?
My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
7 points in 29 seconds for Tyrese Maxey. Insane. 🔥
Whenever my wife tells people we’re starting obedience training next month I always feel compelled to add “for the dog”.
Vistaprint: we miss you! Come back! Me: Your address labels are $16.99!
All I’m saying is that 3 Body Problem is just another way of saying Accounting…
Sorry, on old people twitter, a tablet refers to an Advil not an Ipad.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Trey @treydayway
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Finally the @NYPD is arresting these “peaceful” people in their encampments at CUNY. I hear comparisons to the late 1960s campus protests during the Vietnam War. Their slogans were “Make love, not war” These agitators are yelling and bullying Jewish students with “Globalize…
Come out and support our Sixers on Thursday. Our @sixers Fans are the Best and will prove it Thursday. Guys go fight and win on Thursday. Doc
“If y’all come down to Philly with that damn racket Thursday night, there’s gonna be some repercussions and some consequences!” The Chuckster has a message for Knicks fans 🤣
Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet. Me: I know enough people.
A society that cares about it’s individuals Is made up of individuals that care about their society
I can not live in a dictatorship. I just can not do it.
Just curious Ari, the “radicals” who attacked our own government on January 6 to try to overthrow an American election. Why didn’t you include them here? Aren’t they part of this “anti-America uprising” you’re alluding to here?
Face it. We’re on the front edge of an anti-America uprising. It’s on college campuses. It’s disrupters blocking the Golden Gate Bridge, roadways to airports, and busy intersections in our cities. Wake up America. These radicals are just getting started. Arrest, imprison,…
Please be aware that bad actors will exploit rifts in the Democratic Party to help get Trump elected.
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…
If you can’t stand for what you believe in, run for what you believe in. So brave. ❤️
students scatter as NYPD enter campus.
The Ivy League has suffered undeniable reputational damage as a result of these indefensible protests, made worse by the downright tepid, actually indulgent responses of university administrations. They coddled protesters who not only demonized #Jews, but the USA as well.
If you still have a college decision to make, would strongly reiterate this advice. The perceived value of an Ivy League degree is going to go down a lot. natesilver.net/p/go-to-a-stat…
Did you ever notice that “pigeon” has the word “pig” in it?
@JohnLyonTweets @TrueTorontoGirl I had a really rough day in 2003 and it just kept going
Sorry I’ve been irritable for the past few always.
Joel Embiid on being a Knicks villain: “It’s not hostile. I love New York. New York is my favorite city in the world. I have a place here for the past five years. I just love New York. If I’ve got to be the punching bag and you hear a lot of ‘F Embiid,’ that’s ok. I love it.”
Most points in an elimination game, 76ers history: Wilt Chamberlain, 46, Gm 5, 1966 vs. Celtics (Lost) Tyrese Maxey, 46, tonight vs. Knicks (Won)
Tonight marks @JoelEmbiid's first career playoff triple-double. 16 PTS / 15 REB / 10 AST / 3 BLK
A young Jewish woman was beaten unconscious by pro-Hamas students at the UCLA campus in California today. Will mainstream media tell their viewers and readers about it? Or do we have to do all the work here on X? Via @mihaschw
There’s one reason why the Sixers are still alive, and it’s because Tyrese Maxey refused to go home. For all of this team’s faults, he is an absolute superstar.
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