Charlie Alzamora @chalzamora
Hack writer or pseudo revolutionary? Take your pick. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined April 2009-
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Billy Idol becomes bitter and angry: Acrimony Mony.
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Not to brag but I just figured out how to put together these tapeless bankers boxes without even looking at the how-to pictures. I wasn't the best pizza hut box assembler in high school for nothing. Still got it.
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Today’s cardio was trying to wave down the server for another drink before happy hour ends
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If you’re pansexual, but monogamous. that makes you somebody’s personal pansexual
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What doesn't kill you is probably a squirrel. Squirrels do not make very good assassins
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You’re an 80s chick? Name all the hairsprays.
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My junk drawer is like a museum of things I thought I'd need someday.
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If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
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me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible
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You know you're getting old when you find yourself genuinely thrilled about your favorite dish sponge coming in a few new colors.
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ME: Sleep with one eye open JAMES HETFIELD: gripping your pillow tight ME: *scribbling out 'you're a dolphin now’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
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“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
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Getting a clear photo of Sasquatch is no small feat!
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Disrespect is an opinion. That's all it will ever be so shrug it off. It doesn't concern you.
Instead of obedience school, I sent my dog to med school so he could learn to heel himself.
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Real talk : Everyone's a gangster until you try and get up out of a hammock
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I got dumped by my girlfriend today and I can’t stop thinking about the money I’ll save
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If I had to describe minimalism in one word, that would be appropriate.
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If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
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If I had to describe minimalism in one word, that would be appropriate.
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