Lance V @LanceV65
Auto sales pro, Mule drinker. Studied so-called Decline of Western Civilization. My minutes of NHL playoff ice time are equal to those of Pete in MN District 8. Coon Rapids, MN Joined August 2014-
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I seem to recall Kirk Cousins explaining his decision to leave the Vikings for the Falcons based on the sense only one team was truly committed to him. He surely felt betrayed by the Falcons decision to draft Michael Penix at 8.
"This isn't a relationship that had gone south. This is cheating on your wife on the honeymoon," - Tom Pelissero about the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. without giving much of a heads up to Kirk Cousins
Cousins has only $10M guaranteed after next year which means, of course, his contract is for two years. Penix after that. Probably not the way the Falcons sold the opportunity to him though.
I’m absolutely dying 😂
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Got her!
All good - later, friends! 🏳️
Baaaaahahahahaha…
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I’m fucking dead 🤣🤣💀
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17K Followers 1K Following •you don’t know me •I just want to be left alone •Alpha male •most likely eating hotdogs and stealing catalytic converters with @DubzyOnceAgainI seem to recall Kirk Cousins explaining his decision to leave the Vikings for the Falcons based on the sense only one team was truly committed to him. He surely felt betrayed by the Falcons decision to draft Michael Penix at 8.
Cousins has only $10M guaranteed after next year which means, of course, his contract is for two years. Penix after that. Probably not the way the Falcons sold the opportunity to him though.
Is it too early for a finger or three of Whiskey? Asking for me.
If I'm a Falcons fan, I have plenty of questions about why they'd give $100 million to Kirk Cousins and then use the eighth overall pick on Michael Penix.
Let me clarify, my number is not retired, JJ and the Vikings do not need my permission, just trying to show respect and give the Vikings fans some fun. Looks like my tweet offended a few fans, I meant no harm.
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@soupformy_fam How many Flameburgers per 1,000 residents does Wayzata have?
It's official guys: Me and Greg Abbott are feudin' again
Whoever the Vikes draft tonight, I’m gonna look at them like this guy looked at Kirk…
Their self-proclaimed "Restaurant Row" has options like Chipotle, Cold Stone and Panda Express.
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Got her!
All good - later, friends! 🏳️
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