Anna Nonymous @osoplain
Actions behind the words mean everything @E_lok44 is the leader of my goof troop. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Patiently waiting Joined January 2012-
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It’s important to remember that not everyone appreciates sarcasm. Just kidding, who cares.
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Wanna come inside? I’ll fix you a glass of Tang.
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Make her feel special by telling her she's your favorite hoe
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once i take off my bra and get into my hockey onesie it’s over for you bitches
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My safe word is extra cheese ...in queso emergency.
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Her eyes were Gatorade blue.
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Only focused on building and keeping positive momentum from here on out. I got a little and I want more. Let's GO!
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The way inflation is going it’s only a matter of time before McDonalds starts offering their own credit card.
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You can't scare me, we used to drive the rainbow road on Mario Kart with a blue shell chasing our arse
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longing for someone who does not exist
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meeting you halfway took more miles than I’ll ever care to admit
That awkward moment when I see someone I haven’t seen in the while and they reach out to shake and I go in for a hug
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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone... no plans of escaping, they're gonna have to kick me out
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Who you are while driving behind a really shitty driver is the real you
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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast
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I had to google what a "wet room" was today as I just assumed it was when you whipped out a kazoo in a room full of women
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welcome to your 40's: would you like some food with your black pepper?
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Not to brag but I was 20 in 1996, it was awesome.
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