Lorie @LorieGZ

I love to tweet things my kids say, or random funny thoughts in my head (at least they seem funny to me!) https://t.co/unZKfrArCo twitter.com/search?q=from%… Canada 🇨🇦 Joined October 2010

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Lorie @LorieGZ

14 hours ago

Sent a pic of my granddaughter to my sister and she wrote: “hand her over!” I answered: “She projectile pooped across the room this morning when I was changing her diaper. Still want her??”

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Lorie @LorieGZ

2 weeks ago

Talking about my 2 week old granddaughter, I said: I wonder if Valentina will be funny when she’s older?!” My 25 y/o: I don’t know, she hasn’t said 1 good joke yet!!

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Lorie @LorieGZ

2 weeks ago

I’m officially a Grandma. My 1st granddaughter was born March 30th, she’s 2 weeks old…and I couldn’t be more happy. 💗 I finally get what all the other grannies have been raving about!

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Lorie @LorieGZ

2 months ago

Wishes do come true….getting my very first Granddaughter in 6 weeks!!! 💗💖💗💖💗💖

Lorie @LorieGZ

5 years ago

Wishes do come true….getting my very first Granddaughter in 6 weeks!!! 💗💖💗💖💗💖

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Lorie @LorieGZ

3 years ago

Had a dream the ‘Property Brothers’ found another brother, as if we need another one of those, am I right?

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Lorie @LorieGZ

2 months ago

My Italian grandparents owned a bakery back in Italy. My daughter baked 3 loaves of bread and now goes around telling everyone making bread is in her blood.

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

6 months ago

Welcome to your 50’s when most exciting thing to happen on a Saturday night is finding a new crockpot recipe

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Lorie @LorieGZ

6 months ago

Yup, so accurate….my Dad always used to tell me when I said I was going out for coffee: “We have coffee at home!”

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Lorie @LorieGZ

6 months ago

There were like FIVE leaves on the deck and my OCD husband just HAD to blow them away with the leaf blower. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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Lorie @LorieGZ

6 months ago

My husband just said “Depeche-Ay mode” and I’m like “Dude! Did you not live alongside with me in the 80’s?”

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Lorie @LorieGZ

7 months ago

Me: Someone’s coming to pick up my car, to bring it in for service. My kid: Can they take you too?

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Just Bill @WilliamAder

7 months ago

Air Force now asking the public to help them find their camouflage uniforms.

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Lorie @LorieGZ

8 months ago

I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard when I ask my daughter to go check the mail during a torrential downpour.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

9 months ago

Not to brag but I can use an entire tube of Chapstick before I lose it.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

9 months ago

The best essential oil is melted butter hands down.

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Darla @ddsmidt

6 years ago

There’s no weight heavier than someone on your mind.

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Lorie @LorieGZ

8 months ago

Ahhh remember these?! Good ‘ole days!!

Favstar.fm 250★'s @Favstar250

10 years ago

Ahhh remember these?! Good ‘ole days!!

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Lorie @LorieGZ

9 months ago

I don't care much for the X...I miss the bird! Sorry @elonmusk

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Lorie @LorieGZ

11 months ago

Found a ring on a walk today with my husband. It’s our anniversary so he tells me “glad you found my gift…happy anniversary!!!”

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Lorie @LorieGZ

12 months ago

First breakfast on the patio ☀️ 🌞

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aLittleLeftOfNormal @LeftOf_Normal

11K Followers 8K Following on the right side of wrong.misfit.good heart.dirty mind.kind soul. black sheep.wild.flawed.childlike in wonder. romantic in revolt.odd in the most wondrous ways

Alfie @DownFrontArtist

54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk

Former actuary, at-home mom, wife, math tutor, kickboxer, joined to follow PDJT, love learning about US gov/world, always searching for truth.

JKash 🍊MAGA Queen @JKash000

105K Followers 71K Following Former actuary, at-home mom, wife, math tutor, kickboxer, joined to follow PDJT, love learning about US gov/world, always searching for truth.

Kindness and laughter make the world go around. 💗 #hereforthejokes #bookgirl #mamax3 #coffeeenthusiast #LAkings #INFJ TAKEN- no DM’s please! 🙅🏻‍♀️

itsmeee_RET @Itsmeee_RET22

2K Followers 3K Following Kindness and laughter make the world go around. 💗 #hereforthejokes #bookgirl #mamax3 #coffeeenthusiast #LAkings #INFJ TAKEN- no DM’s please! 🙅🏻‍♀️

It’s been 5 weeks since open heart surgery. Things that have returned: 1. I can take off a t-shirt 2. I can put on socks 3. I’m cleared to drive and to sleep on my side (but am nervous to do either) 4. Showering is easier, but still sucks 5. Weight completely stable for 10 days

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Steve Olivas @steveolivas

2 weeks ago

We call this place “The Build Spot.” If anyone ever moves onto the ranch with us (aging parent, one of the kids, a friend…or me, when I’m in Mrs Steve’s doghouse)—this is where we’ll drop a small house or cabin.

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Danny @Mardigroan

2 weeks ago

Some people want to fill the world with cup of coffee. And what's wrong with that?

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Brian G. @LoserAgent

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ

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Rogan001.1208✝🇺🇸🌈Ally @1208Rogan001

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ Congratulations! It's a special kind of feeling! Makes you feel amazing and terribly old at the same time. 🙂

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2nd 1/2 @2nd_half_

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ Yes indeed 🙂

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kittycave2 @kittycave2

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ @jvbt82hhs 🎉🙏

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Jack Kelly @JackKel19462997

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ 👍👍😃😃

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Jane Miller @Jmiller423

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ If I knew how much fun grandkids would be I would have had them first.

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Kepler effect @keplereffect

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ Congratulations!

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Brian G. @LoserAgent

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ

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2nd 1/2 @2nd_half_

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ Congratulations, welcome to the club!

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john gignac 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 @jogn_vww

2 weeks ago

@LorieGZ 🦋congrats🦋

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Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo

2 weeks ago

The number of boneheaded mistakes I've made in my life is astounding. The number of people who've noticed my boneheaded mistakes is equally astounding.

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Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79

2 weeks ago

I see World War 3 is trending again, should we stock up on toilet paper?

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 weeks ago

Twitter is great because you can tweet about pizza and somehow end up in a fight.

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Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

2 weeks ago

What is up with the influx of people wanting to back in to parking spaces? We get it, you can park in reverse. Stop holding up traffic & park like a normal person.