NoWarranty @nowarranty
Ready to take on the World, just need to find my pants. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Left at the lights. Joined April 2009-
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How am I supposed to sleep when at any moment the sheet can pop off the corner of the mattress?
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People start to heal the moment they feel heard.
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As soon as the sun begins to darken today, I'm going to bed.
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Toxic people will never apologize, they will explain why they did it.
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A heart that always understands also get tired.
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When someone tells me they aren't a dog person, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, I'm a psychopath.
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I don't hold grudges, but I do remember people's true colors.
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People who avoid their own feelings will eventually neglect yours.
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In the end all that matters is the people you have around you .
Cowboys, clearly not the same team without Dolly… #GBvsDAL
Remnants this morning, from last nights birthday party…
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Never underestimate the power of a pair of alluring eyes.
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Quit letting who you were, talk you out of who you are becoming.
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Focus on where the energy is, where the love is; walk away from wherever it isn’t.
You seem like the kind of person who’d ask me if I’ve checked my emails…
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How am I supposed to sleep when at any moment the sheet can pop off the corner of the mattress?
As soon as the sun begins to darken today, I'm going to bed.
Toxic people will never apologize, they will explain why they did it.
A heart that always understands also get tired.
Seriously considering a sex change, from not getting any to getting some.
Sorry if I slid into your DMs last night. That was the Ovaltine talking.
People who avoid their own feelings will eventually neglect yours.
I don't hold grudges, but I do remember people's true colors.
In the end all that matters is the people you have around you .
The sky's putting on a better show than streaming nowadays. Chicago 🌆
@nowarranty Me too I’d even settle for shag but someone is gonna vacuum for us 🫡
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Never underestimate the power of a pair of alluring eyes.
Quit letting who you were, talk you out of who you are becoming.
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