༺൩Ⴝᑡᚱ៩คŤᥩᏒ∈༻ @ms5unshine
A dark sarcastic girl with hobbies. Join me for coffee chat. @misscreature13 Instagram twitter.com/search?q=from%… gas station dumpster Joined May 2019-
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How I flirt. You’ve been warned.
they say all you need is love but i’d really like a burrito too. oh, and some chips and salsa and a diet coke.
Hard in the yard…. But it’s just me outside peaking through your curtains at night.
Coffee chat episode: unhealthy coping mechanisms.
If I was a woman I think I would either be a siren or a bog witch.
So.... Is the "clit" in the room with us Karen ? Hmmm *notes
I’m practicing my archery now, mom
Checklist: Cat ✅ Hat ✅ Broom ✅ Crockpot ✅ Wiles ✅
In my slut era (looking up bread recipes online)
The déjà vu you feel is me in your astral proximity
i’d fuck an alien even if it was ugly. the same rule applies to human ladies. you’re welcome.
I’m no ornithologist but that bird sounds exactly like Jan Brady
How about a restaurant that serves only casseroles called the Cass-R-Hole?
it’s ok if you scare them a little bit, gotta keep them on their toes.
me: i can’t be bought! also me when someone buys me an iced coffee: you’re my favorite now.
The sexiest thing you can do is be a blue collared man.
If you're looking for a woman, they're all in the mall at build-a-bear.
Not enough people talk about King Tut’s swag. He had jewels on everything 👑
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they say all you need is love but i’d really like a burrito too. oh, and some chips and salsa and a diet coke.
Hard in the yard…. But it’s just me outside peaking through your curtains at night.
Took a pic before I let 4th sister free, the vet said she should stay inside overnight. Be free little kitty! Just have to catch and fix 3 more. :)
If I was a woman I think I would either be a siren or a bog witch.
So.... Is the "clit" in the room with us Karen ? Hmmm *notes
@ms5unshine When it’s nice, it’s really nice…. We’re up in the 70’s now
@ms5unshine Ozempic got folks running round looking for a reliable supply