Matty Boom Batty @vlowgoes
Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it. twitter.com/search?q=from:… in rhe next room over Joined January 2011-
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Never stop planning your next adventure.
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I don’t understand why Herb is pronounced as Herb and herb pronounced as herb.
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Hear me out, a common sense coach…
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looking at your own butt in the mirror is mood medicine
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He’s a little tired of everything
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Dear men, don’t cum silently.
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A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VASECTOMY
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Elegantly disheveled
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Nobody told me about the lovely view from this brink
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Emotionally mature male energy is so hot.
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If they still call it “a porno,” be prepared to be plowed on a waterbed or in the back of a van.
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Trump now petitioning the court for a Sleep Number chair.
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*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a blow job*
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I’m sorry Miss Jackson I am
I haven’t tweeted about my dick in a long time. He’s pretty upset at me.
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Suck my dick is about as philosophical as I get on a Friday.
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Just getting on a train and leaving forever.
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It's been downhill since Blockbuster went bankrupted
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wanna get milkshakes and maybe rob a bank or two?
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I like my men as I like my furniture. Hard wood and gently used
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Margot Robbie realizing that her fan has a hearing problem and leaving her hand free to speak sign language
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