Me,Myself & I @Rolltide_mn
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smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jablecloths
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The sleeping bag my parents sent me to peoples houses with at 7 years old
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Babe pleassseeee wear the snail boots tonight
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Guess how many wheels of Brie I can balance on my ass while cooking you a grilled cheese? Me, flirting
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Him: Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Me: *waggles eyebrows and slips into a coma*
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What’s it called when you’re horny, but for Easter candy? I’m that.
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Trying this with my boss tomorrow. Wish me luck guys! 🥰
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i might have not had sex in a year but if my period is late i still think i’m carrying triplets.
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Guys what’s stopping you?
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guys i know deodorants say ‘48 hours’ but please stop challenging it
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yes I work a full-time job. yes I’m on Twitter every waking moment of my life. we exist
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FUCK YES A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!! ..... *Stares at iPhone*
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Dropped slimy tomato down my shirt. Thought of you.
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Is it legal if I send random invoices and see if people pay them
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“OMG I love this for you!” Me to myself any time someone cancels.
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smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jablecloths
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