Nic @ChickenFrecklez
Studies have shown that people who follow me tend to be exceptionally intelligent. she/her https://t.co/61g9HFRIR5 twitr.buzz/Chickenfrecklez Minnesota, USA Joined December 2012-
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“You know those memes where the therapist asks the patient a question, the patient responds with their answer, and the therapist is like, ‘um, no?’ Well, I feel like we’re in one of those memes right now…” - My therapist
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I present to you, my chicken.
Hey @MrTeller @pennjillette I doubt you remember me, but my boobs are named after you guys & you’ve signed them twice. Teller Boob has a grape-sized noncancerous tumor in her that will remain there. Was wondering if you’d name my tumor for me?
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My husband is part of the reason my face hurts. He makes me facepalm.
I love listening to my spouse talk to the new cat… “OMG is this how cats get microwaved?! Get out! Leave my food alone! GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY SOUP! NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
My stray kitty turned house cat prefers to poop outside. I have a feeling winter will change this.
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I would tell you guys to set your Teslas on fire in protest, but they’ll do that just fine on their own
It makes it tough to leave Twitter when Winston Duke follows me.
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Goth Corn is called Corn on the Macabre.
A girl can’t even eat scrambled eggs in peace smh
Mom’s in the hospital with a ruptured appendix and my sister is trying to “lighten the mood.”
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@ChickenFrecklez Brilliant! Where are ya?
@ChickenFrecklez Please say it was staged.
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When I look at X I wonder Y.
I’m trying to find the connection between “saving the children,” and tossing them back into the Rio Grande.
Two evil dipshit billionaires fighting over owning the letter X while end stage capitalism strangles itself to death on the greed of the worst of humanity sounds about right
if we gave the smoke to pastors and patriarchal leaders that we give to drag queens and trans women could you imagine how many children would be protected?
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It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year
@ChickenFrecklez @MrTeller @pennjillette 🤣 that makes perfect sense!
@ChickenFrecklez @MrTeller @pennjillette Is one loud and the other quiet?
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