the rolo ツ @TheRolo
Funny, smart, sexy, cool, honest, rich, and humble. One of these things isn't true. Catch me on https://t.co/q8ECa8aeCd twitter.com/search?q=from%… Hall of Fame Joined December 2009-
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You talk a lot shit for someone who listens to the Gin Blossoms
Sorry kid but yo mama still makes her booty go da na da na when The Thong Song comes on
I don't talk about this much but I'm a Livin La Vida Loca survivor
OH NO I've been duped by restaurants for the past 20 yrs
OH NO I've been duped by restaurants for the past 20 yrs
the rolo ツ retweeted
WHAT IF PEOPLE STARTED EVOLVING LIKE BEES AND INSTEAD OF TALKING WE HAD TO DANCE
There are sometimes this app is great but most times it's [dumpster fire rolls by]
the rolo ツ retweeted
🎶Coming out of my cave And I've been doing just fine
Nominee for sickest burn of the year
You can't trust anything or anyone named Amber, they will trap you FAFO
You can't trust anything or anyone named Amber, they will trap you FAFO
Aw babe I would love to hold your hand take you upstairs to your bedroom and have you fix your bed like wtf you're an adult
In the 80s we didn't have social media to help fight our problems. We had to hire soldiers of fortune. If you had a problem, if no one else could help, and if you could find them, maybe you could hire the A-Team
Good day to everyone except Salvador Dali and his Melting Watch. Fck you Surrealism
OJ Simpson trying to getaway in a hearse but the police are following him slowly
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
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Pru @prufrockluvsong
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peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Rocky Rockhill @RockyRockhill
2K Followers 3K Following 22,000 blue followers until Elon-then 0. #Resist 💙#GoodTrouble #FuckTrump #CodifyRoe Liberal, Feminist, Dog Lover 🚫Racists, Bigots, or MAGA
kiwi-supreme @kiwi_sublime
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Randy Wade @BrandyLynKelly
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Chris @Chris36464141
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Aileen @Aileen91292132
6 Followers 199 Following Single women. Bathe in the fresh scent of nature, the heart floats with the wind and life becomes lighter.
Plasmic Echo @AMCingGreen
243 Followers 445 Following #AMC I like the stock / USMC Vet / Lifelong Boston Sports #Lovethatdirtywater / DC Politics / Old School Hard Rock/Heavy Metal / Crypto / What else is there?
Lord Ward @LipNasty52
265 Followers 1K Following When I die I want my tombstone to read Horizontal is better than Vertical
Stella Nyamwiza @EllahMwizah
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Sammie @SamHaggard1
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420friend @420suppliers
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Jones @RottenPeachy45
300 Followers 585 Following
What are you going to.. @1999_jab
3K Followers 4K Following Just here for the lols/snark. If I lol I follow. Dad to 2 teens. Cat wrangler, gas-station hot dog connoisseur. A little lead guitar. What a time to be alive.😬
Katie @_ugh_whatnow
4K Followers 2K Following Currently eating waffles or nachos depending on the time of day. These are all jokes. Unless I'm talking about food. The food stuff is DEAD SERIOUS.
Nirvanamono @Nirvanamono
152 Followers 1K Following Killing time here until I get signed up for a big podcast. Occasionally funny. Perfect Uber rider score. Big fan of cats. Team Ukraine
Hogtown Gal @hogtownjennie
435 Followers 497 Following “Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown
Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
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Irfan Alam @thebasshunter96
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mariaaa @mariaaalynn_
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Thyrindell @dndcartoonpod
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Audrey @aundreyamarie
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Beth Glover @NotKaren48
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Monica McDuffie @uhavenoidea4
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poopty @gamingfan1111
175 Followers 772 Following
Mama Pajama @MamaPJs1
111 Followers 272 Following official twitter account for mama pajama. I’m back.
sad cowboy @SaddestCowboy_
1K Followers 205 Following CEO of (crying into) myPillow. top 2% skim milk
Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez
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ArtSamp @Samp60A
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Terri Lloyd @TerriLl71605067
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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 781 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
dan mentos @DanMentos
88K Followers 652 Following
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
246K Followers 82K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd
Pru @prufrockluvsong
20K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolonger
peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta
9K Followers 2K Following getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
Grummz @Grummz
153K Followers 4K Following Official Twitter of Mark Kern, CEO & Designer. Former Team Lead for OG World of Warcraft. Producer, Diablo 2, Starcraft. Chrono Trigger is best game.
Chris Gore @ThatChrisGore
184K Followers 3K Following Indoorsman. Born in Detroit, based in LA. Filmmaker. Director of @AttackoftheDoc! now streaming & on Blu-ray. Publisher of @FilmThreat. Producer of @AwardThis!
Gen ten den | channel.. @GenTenDen
19 Followers 8 Following Welcome to Gen ten den a youtube channel/podcast where we talk about things from a GenX point of view. Hosts @TheRolo @theironsherk https://t.co/pb0eDDVijq
Geeks + Gamers @GeeksGamersCom
79K Followers 131 Following Latest news in video games, movies, social media and more 🎮🎙️ | Subscribe: https://t.co/vtZHQCHw1a
Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics
186K Followers 619 Following YouTuber, sober ex-felon, LIBERTY lovin' collector of DVD's & Action Figures👉Home of #FridayNightTights👉Alt-Rohirrim👉[email protected] 👉https://t.co/W7zTNKikJM
Grant Cohn @grantcohn
45K Followers 1K Following Quality Control for the 49ers. Publisher of @All49ersFN, part of FanNation on https://t.co/6etCylMrc0. Subscribe to my YouTube channel https://t.co/Y7dBDm6TVD
sad cowboy @SaddestCowboy_
1K Followers 205 Following CEO of (crying into) myPillow. top 2% skim milk
Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez
628K Followers 3K Following Internet Manatee. I write articles with my flippers.
The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2
309K Followers 100 Following I review modern movies, and that's why I drink.
Jeremy London 🐋 @SirJeremyLondon
19K Followers 6K Following Director of Best Comedy short at CANNES FILM FEST, TS QUINT in MALLRATS and GRIFFIN on PO5, Proud father and Papa to grandbaby Kingston ❤️ AVID DISC GOLFER!!!!!
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 777K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Angie B @Angibangie
14K Followers 926 Following research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly. avi by @obscureaaron
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 .. @blueeyesgreene
12K Followers 3K Following let's get out of here ☁️: https://t.co/FXCn4TBLu7 more tweets @ link ⤵️
rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
38K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
Albert "Al" Buterol @MikeWasBad
242 Followers 309 Following Jokes by someone else unless theyre good, then its me.
reem @reemvil
2K Followers 435 Following our attempts to remind them of reason won't get us that far. idk what it is that they want, but i haven't got it to give✌🏻
Woody B @Woody_B_
3K Followers 671 Following Vocals & guitarist for Adrenalin. my real name is Brian. 🤷🏼♂️ @adrenalindenver https://t.co/9afK1CpeSQ
Glenn Loury 2.0 Darke.. @justabloodygame
8K Followers 743 Following Revolution, Microfiction and Dicks Dicks Dicks! (he/him)
tara strong @tarastrong
428K Followers 20K Following Miss Minutes thinks u 💙 Timmy Turner, or Bubbles? Raven? Harley? Baby Dil? Twilight? Batgirl?! Pick one or Miss Collins will give you Big Time Homework 🌱vegan
karanbir singh 🫶 @karanbirtinna
29K Followers 4K Following The next person to make a stereotype Indian joke is getting beaten to death by my snake charming flute!
Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli
10K Followers 1K Following header courtesy of @dave_cactus my top tweets: https://t.co/2L1ckFsMM1
your own personal jes.. @Kappa_Kappa
29K Followers 397 Following i am very important but i don't like to talk about how important i am because even though i am more important than most people all people are equal in my eyes
Ⓝⓔⓑⓤⓛⓘⓩ.. @MonkeyHeadNeb
928 Followers 1K Following ✵ ✷ · .☄ ✧ ✵. 🇲🇽 · ⋆ * ⋆ · . * * · ✫ ˚ ✦ *🇲🇽 ✵ amateurfessor ✫ of ✷ geology ✦ ✵. ˚ * ˚ · #ElPasoStrong * ✦ 🇲🇽✵ ✦
Kat 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @kathybotteas
40K Followers 12K Following Living your biggest fantasies. Welcome to my Twitter world. https://t.co/ICwb24scvv
Rochelle @Apostrophe_Elle
4K Followers 3K Following I actively object to peoples opinions and engage in arguments.
uncle mom @mayamanion
14K Followers 7K Following subpar mom, shitty waitress, Columbo aficionado https://t.co/V8Yq5kdfIh
the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest
13K Followers 495 Following rev kev | just trying to get the approval of strangers | @ajokeexplainer | top tweets: https://t.co/Mz4BN2kP6g
When you leave a pizza in the oven too long and it Burns.
A friend of mine took her dog to the Mariners Bark in the Park thing and inadvertently made a great meme for Seattle baseball fans
can’t tell if im having a manic episode or if i really should learn to play the banjo
I'll block you if you use the phrase "fish taco" in any capacity.
It’s 25 Cent!
me: oh cool this concert is only $25 ticketmaster: bitch you thought
Summertime when kids weren’t afraid of shit
Hello, I’m 47 and I used “your” instead of “you’re” in a tweet six months ago and I’m still thinking about it.
taylor swift should write a song about someone heating up fish in the microwave at work.
just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
This is a Liger. It is a cross between a male lion and a female tiger.
it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents
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